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Almost 40
#11
RE: Almost 40
I love seeing bald/grey men in Corvette convertibles (waves at neighbor across the street).
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#12
RE: Almost 40
You are my Childperson's age. Young'un. I am closer to 60 now than 59. What I wouldn't give for 40 again! Enjoy it. Start doing something that has been shown to form new brain synapses. That includes learning to dance and learning an instrument. Keep your mind LEARNING. And do balance exercises. THAT will help keep you from losing your balance and falling later on in life. Stand on one foot, a little longer each day. It really does help.

And STAY HYDRATED.

Buy life insurance now if you don't have it already. The older you get the more it costs.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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#13
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am)Kit Wrote: Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

Think

Give up throwing rocks at Protestants.  That's what I did for my 40th, and I'm a better man for it.  Apart, from, you know - the nostalgia.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am)Kit Wrote: Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

Think

Buy a gas guzzling over priced sports car you cant legally speed in.
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#15
RE: Almost 40
Rob a bank, steal a fast getaway car, used the stolen money on a drinking/sex binge, take histages when the authorities catch up with you , kill the hostages *Valkyrie's Rule "leave no witnesses"* and then blame the "voices".
Dying to live, living to die.
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#16
RE: Almost 40
Drink and screw.
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#17
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 8:03 am)Kit Wrote: Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

Think

Lease and total a muscle car with your side piece in it.
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#18
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rob a bank, steal a fast getaway car, used the stolen money on a drinking/sex binge, take histages when the authorities catch up with you , kill the hostages *Valkyrie's Rule "leave no witnesses"* and then blame the "voices".

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#19
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rob a bank, steal a fast getaway car, used the stolen money on a drinking/sex binge, take histages when the authorities catch up with you , kill the hostages *Valkyrie's Rule "leave no witnesses"* and then blame the "voices".

What are "histages"? Hehe

Don't feel bad, I do that two, and thrice, and a fifth of forth.
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#20
RE: Almost 40
(October 15, 2018 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 15, 2018 at 12:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rob a bank, steal a fast getaway car, used the stolen money on a drinking/sex binge, take hostages when the authorities catch up with you , kill the hostages *Valkyrie's Rule "leave no witnesses"* and then blame the "voices".

What are "histages"? Hehe

Don't feel bad, I do that two, and thrice, and a fifth of forth.

They're hostages who are destined to die.

They're history.

Hence histages.

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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