Almost 40

[Brian37]

Drink and screw.

Come on Brett, didn't we have this convo back in the 80s? What happens on Atheist Forums stays on Atheist Forums.

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What are "histages"?

Don't feel bad, I do that two, and thrice, and a fifth of forth.

They're hostages who are destined to die.

They're history.

Hence histages.

If I didn't know better I'd swear you proofread Trump's Tweets. OH KELSO BURN!

(Note to self: I am going to pay for that.)

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That reminds me of Revenge Of The Nerds,

Japanese frat guy, "Maybe we can have cwab regs and robster craws?"

Booger, "What the fuck are robster craws?"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What are "histages"?

Don't feel bad, I do that two, and thrice, and a fifth of forth.

They're hostages who are destined to die.

They're history.

Hence histages.

[Joods]

Well, in a year.

But I figured I should start planning for my midlife crisis right now.

Provide ideas of what should I do to celebrate it.

for an entire week straight. Do the whole wake and bake thing.

[Anomalocaris]

What are "histages"?

Don't feel bad, I do that two, and thrice, and a fifth of forth.

They're hostages who are destined to die.

They're history.

Hence histages.

Wouldn’t the value of hostages diminish to nothing if they are referred to as histages?

[The Valkyrie]

They're hostages who are destined to die.

They're history.

Hence histages.

Wouldn’t the value of hostages diminish to nothing if they are referred to as histages?

They don't think you're serious...