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RE: Plus $1 billion...
October 20, 2018 at 10:08 am
I've never played the lottery. In general, I don't gamble. I've thought about it when the payout gets this high, but it's still pretty stupid no matter how you rationalize it.
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October 20, 2018 at 10:08 am
(October 20, 2018 at 10:08 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: I've never played the lottery.  In general, I don't gamble.  I've thought about it when the payout gets this high, but it's still pretty stupid no matter how you rationalize it.

Yep.
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RE: Plus $1 billion...
October 20, 2018 at 10:08 am
I refuse to pay the stupidity tax.
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RE: Plus $1 billion...
October 20, 2018 at 10:32 am
(October 20, 2018 at 8:53 am)Kit Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 8:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Never gambled at all?

Nope.  Never stepped into a casino, nor have I ever done Bingo.

You need to get out of that bubble you've been living in. 


None of our tickets were winners even for the tiny amounts. I told Rob that we weren't meant to win Friday's drawing, but we were meant to win next Tuesday Big Grin

Gotta stay positive. I need to relocate to the Bahamas in six years!
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October 20, 2018 at 12:07 pm
I would seriously be afraid for my life here in Tinytown if I won that kind of money. It would be a logistics nightmare since I'd have to find another place to live, pack, move, get major security, etc. on new place, all BEFORE coming forward and claiming my winnings. We don't have the kind of money it would take to do that.

But I think I could find a way to rise to the challenge.

Joke for you:
There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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October 20, 2018 at 12:09 pm
(October 20, 2018 at 8:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 8:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Never gambled at all?

Nowt wrong with gambling, but odds of 300 000 000 to 1 against is a mug's game.

Boru

Yeah, but if it is 1.6 billion you are winning, it makes sense to buy a ticket.
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October 20, 2018 at 12:58 pm
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October 20, 2018 at 1:02 pm
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October 20, 2018 at 1:36 pm
Speculation is it will hit $2 billion. Sounds like fun.
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October 20, 2018 at 2:54 pm
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