Blade Ruiner, what not to do....

[Brian37]

This following line I am quoting from one of the episodes could apply to the current orange turd.

Dori Doreau " Sledge, how do you manage to say horrible things?"

Sledge Hammer, "It's easy, I just use the English Language."

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Because of this thread, I decided to watch an episode of Sledgehammer.

One of the jokes was when Sledgehammer was talking to a British bad guy saying "goodbye" as in "cheerio" and Sledgehammer responded, "Rice Crispy".

Interviewer "An armed robbery at this convenience store waa stopped by the man standing next to me.  Inspector Sledge Hammer, in your own words tell us what happened?"

Hammer: "Well miss, I was doing my shopping when two men entered the store and threatened the owner with shotguns.  It was then that I drew my magnum and killed them both, and then I bought some eggs and milk and some of those little cocktail weenies..."

Interviewer: "Inspector Hammer, was what you did in the shop absolutely necessary?"

Hammer: "Oh yes.  I had no groceries at all."

My father was loved tge show so I grew up watching it.  Haven't watched it for years, though..."

In an episode I just watched, Hammer was accused of murder, and walking into court and you over hear a reporter asking a guy in a suit, "Do you think he is guilty?"

The guy in the suit says, "Yes."

One of Hammer's cop buddies in the background asks, " Who was that?" 

And the black guy, Hammer's  boss says, "His Lawyer".

[Brian37]

How little times change, just watching another episode where Hammer meets the Governor and complements him on his political positions.

"I really respect your stand on cutting funds to the elderly to build missile bases,"

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If the villain governor in this episode is not Trump I don't know who is.