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I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
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I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:43 am
They've all got everything they need TBH and this'll make 'em feel good (hopefully). Good for teh planet too. Agonising over what to buy my step-father is over!  Great
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:46 am
They'll hate you forever, you know that, right?

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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:48 am
I buy most people passes to the local amusement park. A year pass is less expensive than 2 day passes and then they can go as many times as they want per year. It’s a pretty good deal. Plus I suck at creativity so everyone gets the same gift lol
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:50 am
(November 28, 2018 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They'll hate you forever, you know that, right?

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Because....
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November 28, 2018 at 8:51 am
(November 28, 2018 at 8:50 am)Editz Wrote:
(November 28, 2018 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They'll hate you forever, you know that, right?

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Because....

Lol if you’re buying for a kid, that’s a worse gift than socks 😝
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:54 am
Nono only for the adults - kids are easy to buy for and wouldn't understand carbon offsets anyway.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:56 am
Instead of a lump of coal you're giving them the offset of many lumps of coal. I see.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 8:57 am
I wasn't that impressed the time my sister-in-law bought us a sponsor kid for xmas.
But in the end we got to watch her grow up, read her letters and see pictures of local wells and stuff.
It turned out alright and we ended up sponsoring a few more.




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November 28, 2018 at 9:06 am
(November 28, 2018 at 8:43 am)Editz Wrote: They've all got everything they need TBH and this'll make 'em feel good (hopefully). Good for teh planet too. Agonising over what to buy my step-father is over!  Great

Have a tree planted in their name in Israel. 

Donate in their name to the Human Fund. hehehehe



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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 9:26 am
I read there's something called "Gold Standard" offsets, which hopefully do not pay towards the bosses "Olympic size heated swimming pool" (AKA the human fund).
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