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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 9:34 am
(November 28, 2018 at 8:54 am)Editz Wrote: Nono only for the adults - kids are easy to buy for and wouldn't understand carbon offsets anyway.
Oh, ok, fair dues. I had a mental pic of little Timmy opening a brightly wrapped box to find a certificate for a carbon offset. This is the sort of gift that makes serial killers.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 10:15 am
(November 28, 2018 at 10:03 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I have a large pile of anthracite coal - if you want to give them some REAL carbon....
Myself, I prefer bituminous coal. It's got two tuminouses, so you can't go wrong.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 12:32 pm
Personally, I would prefer that people donate to the ASPCA, local humane society or shelter rather than give me gifts.
But yeah, give carbon offsets to Little Timmy and he's going on a 5 day 7 state killing spree. Definitely making Santa's naughty list next year.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 1:49 pm
I'll give my family the gift of silence and space.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 11:09 pm
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^ I s'pose. Any relo will get sick of the same old anthrax year after year.
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 11:44 pm
(November 28, 2018 at 8:43 am)Editz Wrote: They've all got everything they need TBH and this'll make 'em feel good (hopefully). Good for teh planet too. Agonising over what to buy my step-father is over! 
I'm selling my relatives for Christmas.
Wanna buy a couple of annoying Catholic women?
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RE: I'm gonna buy my relatives carbon offsets as Christmas presents
November 28, 2018 at 11:52 pm
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I take it they still put out
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