Animals on a ship.... and no this isn't the story of noah

[Cepheus Ace]

found this pretty hilarious

[Brian37]

found this pretty hilarious

Come on, he's not telling the truth, Trump's ancestor was the captain.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I shared a boat with a giraffe once. Nile River. Tall girl was cool with the trip. I made sure of this before riding in a boat with her in croc waters.

[Brian37]

I shared a boat with a giraffe once. Nile River. Tall girl was cool with the trip. I made sure of this before riding in a boat with her in croc waters.

Not that it ever happened, but I always wanted a girlfriend taller than me. 

I am 5' 9". But when I was a teen and in my early 20s I did have fantasies of women say 6ft taller. I will say my reality of dating and being married, well, did well in any case. Now I am at the point of happy being single.

[brewer]

Carnitine ferry. That's all I got.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I shared a boat with a giraffe once. Nile River. Tall girl was cool with the trip. I made sure of this before riding in a boat with her in croc waters.

Not that it ever happened, but I always wanted a girlfriend taller than me. 

I am 5' 9". But when I was a teen and in my early 20s I did have fantasies of women say 6ft taller. I will say my reality of dating and being married, well, did well in any case. Now I am at the point of happy being single.

I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.

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I went down to visit some cousins in bayou country, Louisiana. As we're boating in to a party a snake falls out of a tree and lands on the guy with the tiller. He grabs it just behind the head and held it until we got to the dock. Then he goes up to the folks doing the BBQ pits and hands them the snake. Five minutes later, snake kabobs.

[Brian37]

Not that it ever happened, but I always wanted a girlfriend taller than me. 

I am 5' 9". But when I was a teen and in my early 20s I did have fantasies of women say 6ft taller. I will say my reality of dating and being married, well, did well in any case. Now I am at the point of happy being single.

I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.

Fuck you asshole, where was she when I was in HS? 

I don't know how tall Lucy Lawless who played " Xena Warrior Princess" is in reality. But I do know the character on the show was tough as nails. And it started long after I graduated HS. But, fell in love with the series, because she kicked ass and in many episodes saved the bacon of men. And all I could think was, "Boy I could have used you as a friend growing up."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I introduced an Italian friend of mine to a tall gal who loved short men. He went slack-jawed when he saw her. She just walked up and stuck her nipples in his eyes. Didn't see much of either of them for the rest of the night.

Fuck you asshole, where was she when I was in HS? 

I don't know how tall Lucy Lawless who played " Xena Warrior Princess" is in reality. But I do know the character on the show was tough as nails. And it started long after I graduated HS. But, fell in love with the series, because she kicked ass and in many episodes saved the bacon of men. And all I could think was, "Boy I could have used you as a friend growing up."

Dude, she wouldn't have interest in you.