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Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
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Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 9:53 pm
I always like winding people up, over their passionate, albiet enforced holiday cheer.


Just for fun - say " Happy Christmas, and Merry New Year"...

They can't do it. Christmas must be merry, and New Years happy.



And a few months down the road - Merry Easter - really breaks their eggs.


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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 9:56 pm


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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 10:11 pm
I do occasionally say “happy holidays” just to make people feel scandalized. I shouldn’t try to wind people up, but it makes the holidays a little better for me
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 10:17 pm
Sorry, this isn't a "both sides do it" thing. Right wing Christians cant stand that other people exist. I always say "Happy Holidays". No, I don't give a fuck if someone is offended if I don't say "Merry Christmas." I don't celebrate magic babies. You can if you want to. But me, I am spending m day eating Chinese food, drinking beer, and being thankful I am not in debt.
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 11:20 pm
Someone says Merry Christmas, I say Merry Christmas back. They say Happy Holidays, I say Happy Holidays back, otherwise I just say hello & goodbye.

But... you get people like a guy that I work with, that really insists that you have to always say Merry Christmas, then you're gonna get me making comments like "look at how nicely they've decorated the festive holiday trees in the show room this year", and then grab some popcorn and watch the rant 'til smoke starts coming out of his ears.
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 12, 2018 at 11:22 pm
Fuck it. I'm no purist, I have no soul, and my virginity is long gone. Merry Christmas if it floats your boat and fuck all the drama.
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 13, 2018 at 4:45 am
If I am pressured into sending a Christmas card I write Happy Solstice!
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 13, 2018 at 5:34 am
(December 13, 2018 at 4:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: If I am pressured into sending a Christmas card I write Happy Solstice!

These are my Christmas cards this year...
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 13, 2018 at 6:04 am
(December 13, 2018 at 5:34 am)Maketakunai Wrote:
(December 13, 2018 at 4:45 am)Mathilda Wrote: If I am pressured into sending a Christmas card I write Happy Solstice!

These are my Christmas cards this year...

I've been buying my ones from https://www.thortful.com/occasions/Christmas?t=rude

I've just written 'Adolf the red nosed reindeer' one for my parents. Last year it was Santa telling some children to fuck off.
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RE: Passive/ aggressive holiday greetings
December 13, 2018 at 6:48 am
Happy Saturnalia!
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