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New Year
#1
New Year
Hey, it's New Year in New Zealand .... I can see the future!!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#2
RE: New Year
The poor sheep - they know what's coming.......




Tongue
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#3
RE: New Year
(December 31, 2018 at 10:20 am)onlinebiker Wrote: The poor sheep - they know who's coming.......




Tongue
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#4
RE: New Year
Poor zebo is half past drunk by the time he gets this. HAVE A GOOD ONE!
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#5
RE: New Year
Half past?? I past half past hours ago!
Be good, 30 minutes to go here!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#6
RE: New Year
At work.

Happy new year!

I'm about three or four hours behind Zebo. Heart
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#7
RE: New Year
(December 31, 2018 at 10:20 am)onlinebiker Wrote: The poor sheep - they know what's coming.......




Tongue

'Poor sheep' me arse.  They're asking for it, dressing that way, giving us those 'come hither' bleats...

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#8
RE: New Year
Err... Baa humbug??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#9
RE: New Year
Had a riding brother ( long deceased) that we used to give shit about his love of sheep... ( it began innocently enough, with just a comment made in passing whilst sitting at the bar).

Consequently, bars all over the midwest began sporting the grafitti "Wilson fucks sheep".

He was touched by it, and considered it his legacy. We would all be in an out of the way bar somewhere and he would see it over the urinal, and laugh about it.

I suspect he wrote it himself more than once..


We still see the slogan from time to time - in the oddest of places - and think fondly of the pervert. ....

Cool
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#10
RE: New Year
(January 1, 2019 at 1:07 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Had a riding brother ( long deceased) that we used to give shit about his love of sheep... ( it began innocently enough, with just a comment made in passing whilst sitting at the bar).

Consequently, bars all over the midwest began sporting the grafitti "Wilson fucks sheep".

He was touched by it, and considered it his legacy. We would all be in an out of the way bar somewhere and he would see it over the urinal, and laugh about it.

I suspect he wrote it himself more than once..


We still see the slogan from time to time - in the oddest of places - and think fondly of the pervert. ....

Cool

Reminds me of the old joke. 

See that bridge leading into town?  I built that bridge with my own two hands.  But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Bridge Builder'?  No.

See the new wing on the school?  I donated every penny of the money to build it.  But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Friend of Education'?  No.

Do you know who organizes the fund drive for widows and orphans every year?  I do.  But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Helper of the Poor'? No.

But, mother of God, you fuck ONE sheep...

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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