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New Year
December 31, 2018 at 9:17 am
Hey, it's New Year in New Zealand .... I can see the future!!
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RE: New Year
December 31, 2018 at 4:12 pm
Poor zebo is half past drunk by the time he gets this. HAVE A GOOD ONE!
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RE: New Year
December 31, 2018 at 7:30 pm
Half past?? I past half past hours ago!
Be good, 30 minutes to go here!
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RE: New Year
December 31, 2018 at 8:07 pm
(December 31, 2018 at 10:20 am)onlinebiker Wrote: The poor sheep - they know what's coming.......
'Poor sheep' me arse. They're asking for it, dressing that way, giving us those 'come hither' bleats...
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RE: New Year
December 31, 2018 at 8:13 pm
Err... Baa humbug??
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RE: New Year
January 1, 2019 at 7:53 am
(January 1, 2019 at 1:07 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Had a riding brother ( long deceased) that we used to give shit about his love of sheep... ( it began innocently enough, with just a comment made in passing whilst sitting at the bar).
Consequently, bars all over the midwest began sporting the grafitti "Wilson fucks sheep".
He was touched by it, and considered it his legacy. We would all be in an out of the way bar somewhere and he would see it over the urinal, and laugh about it.
I suspect he wrote it himself more than once..
We still see the slogan from time to time - in the oddest of places - and think fondly of the pervert. ....
Reminds me of the old joke.
See that bridge leading into town? I built that bridge with my own two hands. But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Bridge Builder'? No.
See the new wing on the school? I donated every penny of the money to build it. But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Friend of Education'? No.
Do you know who organizes the fund drive for widows and orphans every year? I do. But do people here ever say, 'There goes Pat the Helper of the Poor'? No.
But, mother of God, you fuck ONE sheep...
Boru
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