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Will be walking the sports plank soon.
#1
Will be walking the sports plank soon.
I was out of the run with my side bet with Hillbilly Atheist weeks ago, in our most  NFL game correct picks bet. But I told him I would not post my singing "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" until after the Super Bowl . It may take a couple of days considering he has a busy work schedule this week. But everyone gets to hear me sing a "WHY DID I MAKE SUCH A STUPID BET" horrible country song.

And believe me HB is the kind of fucker.... I mean "friend" who will laugh and gloat. Stay tuned for another episode of  "As The Stomach Turns". <---- Extra credit for anyone who can name the show that variety skit was on.
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#2
RE: Will be walking the sports plank soon.
I won't be walking the plank by listening to that.

I use my phone to play mp3s at work. Not much music, just background white noise to mask the awful trash coming from people's radios. One of the most cringe worthy items of audio trash I have felt the need to mask lately is that horrible song.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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RE: Will be walking the sports plank soon.
(February 3, 2019 at 2:46 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: I won't be walking the plank by listening to that.

I use my phone to play mp3s at work. Not much music, just background white noise to mask the awful trash coming from people's radios. One of the most cringe worthy items of audio trash I have felt the need to mask lately is that horrible song.

You don't get it dude.

I am Daffy Duck and Hillbilly Atheist is the abominable snowman. 



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RE: Will be walking the sports plank soon.
Can't be any worse than the Halftime Show...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Will be walking the sports plank soon.
I thought it was "As the Stomach CHURNS." Either way, it was Carol Burnett.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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