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LastPoet · (This post was last modified: January 22, 2011 at 2:38 pm by LastPoet.)

I bet everyone already saw this, but seriously, I laughed my ass off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Vwx8igo...re=related

Oh, and listen her tell who she is texting back... yeah, just the cherry ontop of the cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrhVo1WA78

**Minimalist** · January 22, 2011 at 3:55 pm

Who would jesus text?

**thesummerqueen** · January 22, 2011 at 4:15 pm

<mocking>[sob sob] Daddy do something about it! [sob sob]

Are you fucking kidding me?

C'mere, sweet pea. [reaches out and slaps the idiot]

LastPoet · January 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm

I wonder what message she got from church that made her so excited? Mabe "You are about to be baptized my child", and she was answering "No wai, when?" *splash"

downbeatplumb · (This post was last modified: January 23, 2011 at 9:26 am by downbeatplumb.)

If you want to text STOP MOVING.

The other week I saw a boy cycling no-handed down the road while texting. He seemed to survive, but didnt deserve to.

Skipper · (This post was last modified: January 23, 2011 at 11:54 am by Skipper.)

(January 23, 2011 at 9:26 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: The other week I saw a boy cycling no-handed down the road while texting. He seemed to survive, but didnt deserve to.

haha, I'd say he most certainly deserves to survive. It's that kind of nonchalant arrogance that I love in life. Sometimes when I'm crossing the road I just close my eyes, put my headphones in and cartwheel to what I think is the other side. Then casually walk off as if nothing has happened lighting a cigarette with a blow torch.

Oldandeasilyconfused · January 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Accidents whilst texting,using a cell phone or Mp3 player are evolution in action.

I don't text; it's tedious, and the keypad is too small. Besides, texting is helping produce a generation of illiterates. Devil

**Minimalist** · January 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm

(January 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm)padraic Wrote: Accidents whilst texting,using a cell phone or Mp3 player are evolution in action.

I don't text; it's tedious, and the keypad is too small. Besides, texting is helping produce a generation of illiterates.

You're a rational man, Pad.

When I see my wife texting over and over I usually blurt out "why don't you just fucking CALL HER???"

I haven't gotten a reasonable answer yet.

Oldandeasilyconfused · January 23, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Quote: It's that kind of nonchalant arrogance that I love in life.

Sadly, it's only the arrogance of the young, which gets a lot of them killed. At that age, people are oblivious to their own fragile mortality. It's the built -in ignorance and arrogance which allows young men to go to war.

**thesummerqueen** · January 23, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Oh I don't know....there have been plenty of things I've texted I wouldn't be caught dead saying out loud in a public place... Big Grin

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