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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...

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If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 13, 2019 at 12:19 am
Jesus ... "Dad get me out of this fucking place ... its full of christians"
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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 13, 2019 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: May 13, 2019 at 6:11 am by ignoramus.)
Some Left wingnuts will say that Jesus got into heaven only because of his white male privilege !

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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 13, 2019 at 6:24 am
(May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm)madog Wrote: I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?  Angel

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RE: If Jesus had ascended into Heaven...
May 13, 2019 at 7:38 am
(May 13, 2019 at 6:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm)madog Wrote: I always thought the catholics stole his corpse from the tomb to make bread and wine?  Angel

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