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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 11:38 am
(May 22, 2019 at 4:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 22, 2019 at 4:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Hey, you know how it goes: he wanted to poke her vagina but being the first guy he didn't know which hole is which and ended up in her asshole.
He ended up in himself?
Or maybe Adam fucked God, since it is described how God hang out with Adam & Eve while they were naked. He basically told them "go and have sex while I stick around". I mean who hangs around horny nude couple and doesn't get involved? They were obviously swinging.
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 11:51 am
Adams dick could have been so thin and narrow that he could have poked Eve's urethra. We got another hole in contention. Boo-Yah!
Wonder if they knew about UTI's way back when?
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 1:00 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 12:04 am)qb1base Wrote: We've all seen the empty tomb argument but I've never seen the occupied hole argument. Yes, I tried reading genesis, gave up after a few pages; obvious nonsense.
So when Adam and Eve got up to the nasty the first time, which hole did he occupy first? M, V or A?
The black hole, you know the one where socks end up?
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 1:36 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 8:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied...
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We went out for a little of the old "occupied, not occupied, occupied, not occupied"
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 3:08 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 1:36 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: (May 22, 2019 at 8:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied... Occupied..., Not occupied...
We went out for a little of the old "occupied, not occupied, occupied, not occupied"
Pardon me sir, but I am quite the gentleman occupying holes.
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 5:03 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 12:04 am)qb1base Wrote: We've all seen the empty tomb argument but I've never seen the occupied hole argument. Yes, I tried reading genesis, gave up after a few pages; obvious nonsense.
So when Adam and Eve got up to the nasty the first time, which hole did he occupy first? M, V or A?
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 9:48 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 2:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
Lol, you know it’s bad when the Fox hosts are accusing you of deflecting. 😂
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RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 10:19 pm
(May 22, 2019 at 9:48 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: [something]
You might have the wrong thread. And maybe the last word is wrong....
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RE: The occupied hole
May 23, 2019 at 3:12 am
God to Eve ... be careful, Adam likes it the other way ...
Adam never asks for it the other way and although Eve is having fun she gets curious ...
Eve to Adam ... Can we try it the other way?
Adam to Eve ... What and have the world full of fucking kids 
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RE: The occupied hole
May 23, 2019 at 4:40 am
God to Adam "Being the man, you get the penis. The bad news is it will do 90% of the thinking for you."
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