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The occupied hole
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We've all seen the empty tomb argument but I've never seen the occupied hole argument. Yes, I tried reading genesis, gave up after a few pages; obvious nonsense.
So when Adam and Eve got up to the nasty the first time, which hole did he occupy first? M, V or A? 
You forgot two.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(May 22, 2019 at 12:17 am)qb1base Wrote:(May 22, 2019 at 12:10 am)wyzas Wrote: You forgot two. Nantucket limerick.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(May 22, 2019 at 12:20 am)qb1base Wrote:(May 22, 2019 at 12:18 am)wyzas Wrote: Nantucket limerick. I don't recall a Lois in the NT. 
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 12:37 am
(This post was last modified: May 22, 2019 at 12:38 am by ignoramus.)
Did Adam really stick it in her ear hole? Didn't God leave an instruction manual or something? How embarrass.
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Know God, Know fear. RE: The occupied hole
May 22, 2019 at 12:46 am
(This post was last modified: May 22, 2019 at 12:46 am by vulcanlogician.)
(May 22, 2019 at 12:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: Did Adam really stick it in her ear hole? Didn't God leave an instruction manual or something? How embarrass. Well, he left US an instruction manual, Iggy... the Bible! Who knows what he left Adam and Eve... maybe a memo  To: Naked perfectly fine without clothes humans From: God CC: Moses The Jews All Mankind Date: circa 4000 BC Subject: What you should do in the Garden The two of you should name the animals and fuck in the woods until you inevitably eat the fruit I told you not to eat.  |
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