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All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 7:24 am
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Guys, I'm embarrassed to say it but I actually watched a long youtube vid about the flat earth!
I was rightfully told to wake up and stop believing the round earth crap I've been spoon fed my whole life!
(alright already, no need to get all uppity over it!)
Then, straight after, I went down another rabbit hole ...Yep! The big one! Yep, the Illuminati!
I can safely tell all my good friends here that I'm way too streetwise to be sucked in by all this crap.
The truth is the Illuminati were invented as a decoy by the grey lizard overlords. Sheesh, everyone knows that!
I'm sure they think we're a bunch of gullible nitwits!
Amirite?
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 7:27 am
As the largest of the grey lizard overlords on this forum, here's a cookie. Good boy!
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 7:29 am
If conspiracies were truly conspiracies, you wouldn't know there were conspiracies, as the conspiracies would be hidden by the conspiracies which covered up the conspiracies that only existed to make you think that there were such things as conspiracies. I firmly believe this, but the World Government won't let me prove it.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 9:15 am
Thread Title: That's what JFK said to Connally when getting into the limo.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 9:40 am
Flat Eartherism is the one ring of conspiracy theories. All the other conspiracies have to be in on it.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 2:42 pm
Part of the sub-conspiracy strata of conspiracies is to allow the overarching or rather pivotal conspiracy to be revealed as a conspiracy to a well-controlled degree via a malignant process of information titration in order to achieve the desired "Oh, puh-leeze...I'm not a conspriracy, because everyone says I'm a conspiracy" conspiratorial effect. Because clearly nothing is more effective at discrediting conspiracy theorists' uncovering of actual conspiracies better than said conspiracies being regarded as actual conspiracies when they in fact ARE actual conspiracies!
The so-called critical-thinkers of this forum are entirely too quick to dismiss legitimate truth uncoverers as conspiracy nutters. We must start considering the possibility that the Powers That Be have a vested interest in deliberately fostering an environment that has been fine-tuned to slander and mock those who are able to perceive the truth due to possessing the intellectual flexibility and mental fortitude to reconcile both facts and guesswork; bypassing the so-called "gaps" in knowledge and bravely forging ahead to deconstruct and reconstruct the...
Sorry...Hold on.
I think there's someone at my door.
Be right back.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 3:29 pm
Conspiracy theories are created for the purpose of attacking a person, group, or idea.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
June 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm
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