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All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
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All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
Guys, I'm embarrassed to say it but I actually watched a long youtube vid about the flat earth!
I was rightfully told to wake up and stop believing the round earth crap I've been spoon fed my whole life!
(alright already, no need to get all uppity over it!)

Then, straight after, I went down another rabbit hole ...Yep! The big one! Yep, the Illuminati!

I can safely tell all my good friends here that I'm way too streetwise to be sucked in by all this crap.
The truth is the Illuminati were invented as a decoy by the grey lizard overlords. Sheesh, everyone knows that!
I'm sure they think we're a bunch of gullible nitwits!

Amirite?
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#2
RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
As the largest of the grey lizard overlords on this forum, here's a cookie. Good boy!
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#3
RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
If conspiracies were truly conspiracies, you wouldn't know there were conspiracies, as the conspiracies would be hidden by the conspiracies which covered up the conspiracies that only existed to make you think that there were such things as conspiracies.  I firmly believe this, but the World Government won't let me prove it.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
(June 3, 2019 at 7:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: The truth is the Illuminati were invented as a decoy by the grey lizard overlords. Sheesh, everyone knows that!
I'm sure they think we're a bunch of gullible nitwits!

Amirite?

Actually the idea that anyone completely controls anything is a conspiracy.
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#5
RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
Thread Title: That's what JFK said to Connally when getting into the limo.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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#6
RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
Flat Eartherism is the one ring of conspiracy theories. All the other conspiracies have to be in on it.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
Part of the sub-conspiracy strata of conspiracies is to allow the overarching or rather pivotal conspiracy to be revealed as a conspiracy to a well-controlled degree via a malignant process of information titration in order to achieve the  desired "Oh, puh-leeze...I'm not a conspriracy, because everyone says I'm a conspiracy" conspiratorial effect. Because clearly nothing is more effective at discrediting conspiracy theorists' uncovering of actual conspiracies better than said conspiracies being regarded as actual conspiracies when they in fact ARE actual conspiracies! 

The so-called critical-thinkers of this forum are entirely too quick to dismiss legitimate truth uncoverers as conspiracy nutters. We must start considering the possibility that the Powers That Be have a vested interest in deliberately fostering an environment that has been fine-tuned to slander and mock those who are able to perceive the truth due to possessing the intellectual flexibility and mental fortitude to reconcile both facts and guesswork; bypassing the so-called "gaps" in knowledge and bravely forging ahead to deconstruct and reconstruct the...


Sorry...Hold on.
I think there's someone at my door.



Be right back.
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RE: All conspiracy theories are a conspiracy!
Conspiracy theories are created for the purpose of attacking a person, group, or idea.
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Breathing is the least of our problems.
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