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Moon is part of Mars
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Moon is part of Mars
From no less an authority than El Presidente de los Estados Unidos, the man worthily entrusted by the great and wise people of America with the ultimate control over 4000 nuclear weapons.

All that mumbo jumbo about the moon being a satellite of earth?   FAKE NEWS!!
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#2
RE: Moon is part of Mars
Moon is part of Uranus.

ETA:

Sorry. I read the title and just....
Well, I don't what happened.
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#3
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Something else is also part of Urine-nus.
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[Image: Y0Equ1nqTbe8JxpltSSWZA61941]
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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Can we be so blessed that Marvin the Martian has come down from the thing of which the moon is a part to save us from Trump?
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[Image: GeYJWWfd6TiVC1Igp0hVpgSDJeWhBT8u3KTbrYGO...7196fe6fc9]

This is what the president actually believes:





Why the fuck am I not kidding?
I was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

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Trump 2017: We're all nihilists now.
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(June 7, 2019 at 7:27 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: GeYJWWfd6TiVC1Igp0hVpgSDJeWhBT8u3KTbrYGO...7196fe6fc9]

This is what the president actually believes:

Which may explain why he thought it was a cinch to switch NASA's goal of landing on the moon in 2024, which his silver haired mini-me set NASA to do in just this last March, to landing on Mars.
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Well, to be fair, the oxygen in Earth's atmosphere acts like a powerful mind altering substance for the trumpster. And since the trumpster's mind is so incredibly tiny, the most minute amount has the most crippling effects.
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(June 7, 2019 at 7:37 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(June 7, 2019 at 7:27 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: GeYJWWfd6TiVC1Igp0hVpgSDJeWhBT8u3KTbrYGO...7196fe6fc9]

This is what the president actually believes:

Which may explain why he thought it was a cinch to switch NASA's goal of landing on the moon in 2024, which his silver haired mini-me set NASA to do in just this last March, to landing on Mars.
Which is practically a fait accompli, given that Mars at its closest is about 136.5 times farther away than the moon at its farthest away. And that I could figure this out with fucking Google. Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be talking about a landing on Venus (with a surface temp of 872 Fahrenheit and clouds made of fucking sulfuric acid) or even on Jupiter (which doesn’t even have a surface to land on.)
I was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

[Image: 161109-WlllQ6UaSpqY.png]

Trump 2017: We're all nihilists now.
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RE: Moon is part of Mars
(June 7, 2019 at 7:38 pm)no one Wrote: Well, to be fair, the oxygen in Earth's atmosphere acts like a powerful mind altering substance for the trumpster. And since the trumpster's mind is so incredibly tiny, the most minute amount has the most crippling effects.

I guess the orange hue of his hair is colored by the rusted remains of what once passed for his nerve cell.

(June 7, 2019 at 7:52 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(June 7, 2019 at 7:37 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Which may explain why he thought it was a cinch to switch NASA's goal of landing on the moon in 2024, which his silver haired mini-me set NASA to do in just this last March, to landing on Mars.
Which is practically a fait accompli, given that Mars at its closest is about 136.5 times farther away than the moon at its farthest away. And that I could figure this out with fucking Google. Well, I suppose it could be worse. He could be talking about a landing on Venus (with a surface temp of 872 Fahrenheit and clouds made of fucking sulfuric acid) or even on Jupiter (which doesn’t even have a surface to land on.)

Every one knows Venus is part of the sun.   You can't land on the sun, you'll get sun burn.
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