So, I pay for this fucker's ticket to Australia, and he wears a huge black Cowboy Hat and giant belt buckle. Bogan's look at him and say, "DAMN!" Don't know what "Bogan" means, look it up.
The worst part of that trip is, I swear that Redneck has magic super powers, because no matter where we went, country music followed him. Same damned shit happened when he came to visit me in North Carolina.
Never mind that the ladies of ABBA belonged to a country band called the "Hootenannies" prior to ABBA. Never mind that he loves Irish/Celtic music, and I love ABBA. So to him, posting this Birthday wish will not be revenge.
And forget that I have a tornado magnet on my fridge.
Happy Birthday Hillbilly Atheist! SO HERE IS AN ABBA song you admit to liking! And the Redskins will beat the Cowboys this year!
The worst part of that trip is, I swear that Redneck has magic super powers, because no matter where we went, country music followed him. Same damned shit happened when he came to visit me in North Carolina.
Never mind that the ladies of ABBA belonged to a country band called the "Hootenannies" prior to ABBA. Never mind that he loves Irish/Celtic music, and I love ABBA. So to him, posting this Birthday wish will not be revenge.
And forget that I have a tornado magnet on my fridge.
Happy Birthday Hillbilly Atheist! SO HERE IS AN ABBA song you admit to liking! And the Redskins will beat the Cowboys this year!