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My English is fucking awful but this...
#1
My English is fucking awful but this...
From the British Broadcasting Corporation?

Quote:A suspected stowaway who is believed to have fallen from the landing gear of a flight into Heathrow Airport has been found dead in a London garden. The body - believed to be that of a man - was found in Clapham just before 15:40 BST on Sunday.


Quote:The man, who did not want to be named, said he heard a "whomp" so he looked out of an upstairs window and saw the body and "blood all over the walls of the garden


Last and by all means least, we have this:

Quote:Kenya Airways said the aircraft was inspected and no damage was reported.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48830212

Edit: This is not in any way intended to be a lead in to sperm whale stories and or, bowls of Petunias.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: My English is fucking awful but this...
And yes, I'm off me tits.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: My English is fucking awful but this...
The bowl of petunias last thoughts were " oh no, not again"...

If we knew the meaning we might know more about the workings of the universe..

Marvin
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