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Houseplants
#21
RE: Houseplants
(July 6, 2019 at 8:39 pm)Succubus Wrote: These bastards take some looking after I tell you.

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Meh, I have a black thumb and can grow that shit all year long.
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#22
RE: Houseplants
I killed plastic ivy.
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#23
RE: Houseplants
(July 7, 2019 at 4:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I killed plastic ivy.

How'd manage that Smile

I'm thinking about getting an aloe vera plant, it looks a bit like a spider plant so I should be okay..
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#24
RE: Houseplants
I once owned a purple passion vine I named Wanda that seemed indestructible. I put it where I practiced on my guitar as a punk rock guitar player. That plant loved my music and thrived! But, got sooo big, it died. Repotting is a must with thriving house plants. Live and learn.
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#25
RE: Houseplants
Succulents are good.
A piece can fall off and survive for days on the ground with nothing.
An indicator plant like impatiens are good in that when they are thirsty they droop so it's more obvious.
Maybe invest in a pot that holds water in the bottom.




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#26
RE: Houseplants
(July 7, 2019 at 4:31 pm)Cod Wrote:
(July 7, 2019 at 4:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I killed plastic ivy.

How'd manage that Smile

I'm thinking about getting an aloe vera plant, it looks a bit like a spider plant so I should be okay..

Not a safe bet.  If you killed a cactus, you'll kill an aloe (both are succulents).

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#27
RE: Houseplants
(July 7, 2019 at 4:31 pm)Cod Wrote:
(July 7, 2019 at 4:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I killed plastic ivy.

How'd manage that Smile

I'm thinking about getting an aloe vera plant, it looks a bit like a spider plant so I should be okay..

My wife kept trying to "perk up" my office with plants. They died. Suicide? Who knows. Anyway, she finally tried plastic ivy. Draped around my computer hutch. Next day all the leaves had fallen off. She accused me of that to her dying day. Hmph
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#28
RE: Houseplants
I do not mean to be judgmental but if you have ever killed a Pothos then you are a homicidal maniac.
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#29
RE: Houseplants
(July 7, 2019 at 10:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I do not mean to be judgmental but if you have ever killed a Pothos then you are a homicidal maniac.

Guilty as charged, though they do last longer than most other plants I have had.

-I would love to be able to grow succulents of some sort  -  I kill those too.  So, I have come to the conclusion that's it's not the amount of watering I do or don't do...I am just not meant to have houseplants.  I can keep a few things going on the patio through the late spring and summer and have had to learn to be happy with that.  I can't be held responsible for the seasons changing.
  
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#30
RE: Houseplants
(July 7, 2019 at 10:21 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I do not mean to be judgmental but if you have ever killed a Pothos then you are a homicidal maniac.

Tut Tut  Vegecidal.

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