How about this..

[The Grand Nudger]

That’s right, you can’t help anyone if you have no credibility.

So many lost souls, and all because you yanked your own credibility. I wonder if magic book says anything about being a raging dumpster fire, in his name.

Something something something, I never knew that bitch...

Isn’t that how it goes?

Can you leave, though... really? Prove it. Lol.

[Brian37]

The sobriety of accepting one's finite existence is harsh, but does not have to be viewed as fatalistic or pessimistic. It does not demean our existence to say in the scale of 13.8 billion years, we don't matter. We matter now, while we are alive. Just like one does not fear their non existence 4 billion years ago. I do fear my species squandering our good side in our potential for compassion and empathy fighting each other in a futile effort to gain immortality which is fiction.

[I_am_not_mafia]

I am not here to save any one. we have had this discussion every time you want to paint me as the typical christian preacher.

I am here to provide people with the truth and answer the questions they may have about God. or the bible.

We don't have any questions about your fictitious god or your fantasy book and if we did, we wouldn't be asking you.

can't help anyone if I have no credibility.

Is this all a trick to get out helping people then?

[Anomalocaris]

Oh man, think of all the atheists that just died and went to hell on account of you being too busy fluffing yourself.

can't help anyone if I have no credibility. Atheist crede comes in the way of being able to logically and scientifically push back a few dozen faith haters for weeks at a time without skipping out on every chance to correct and instruct with credible and imperial evidence/scientific proof.

The only people this does not impress are the misotheist who hate God and anything to do with God and will say whatever they think will disrupt or destroy the credibility of one working for and with God.

Imperial evidence?   as decreed by self-styled Imperator Drich?

The only people this does not impress are people who retain coherent memory of high school physics, and are thus not unduly impressed by an alleged AC repairman who claims to have been cured of AIDS by god and who now has an idea for a perpetual motion machine, in other words, only those people who are not the dregs of a wish thinking sub-culture and failed education systems would be so reprobate as to not be impressed by you.

But I can understand the reasoning.   if your bullshit is good enough for God in your hallowed opinion, it ought to be good enough for people who merely know some physics, right?

[Deesse23]

Your (dishonest) switch from "closed loop solar plant" to steam turbine is noted.

The sun is the fuel for a solar plant. This too is a closed loop power production system

[LastPoet]

I came to this conclusion after a 30 second search and 2 mins of reading a wiki page. That is how the subject should have been properly addressed and closed IF IN FACT FACTS AND REASON where the goal. Rather to this day 2+ weeks after the first post you all are still trying to make the 2nd law fit an argument that the second law should never have been a topic of consideration. 2 weeks in and I am being told that fuel is the reason my machine will not be considered PMM. like you guys knew this all a long...

Well... it takes a little more than a 30 second search and 2 minutes to understand physics. It's not the bible ya know.

[Anomalocaris]

Drich thinks the bible should impress everyone.   Since that is what no less reputable an ultimate judge of truth and light than Drich thinks, Drich believe it must be reality.   When Drich finds there are people who not only do not buy the bible, but more heinously do not buy Drich, Drich decided he must show that because Drich is Drich, What Drich says is truth and those people must be made to be impressed with Drich's truths,  especially when Drich thinks once other people have been made duly impressed by drich, they will also be duly impressed by bible because that's what Drich thinks they should be impressed by.

Hence Drich decided he will conjure a perpetual motion machine into existence using his "Imperial Evidence", without actually knowing what a perpetual motion machine really is, in order to demonstrate just how impressive he is.   But since Drich is Drich and he is never wrong, he doesn't need to know what a perpetual motion machine is.   It is what he says it is.

Have I gotten it right, Drich?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I am here to provide people with the truth and answer the questions they may have about God. or the bible.

I have a question about the Bible:  Do you think it would have sold more copies if the editors had added a few topless car chases?

Boru

[Anomalocaris]

I am here to provide people with the truth and answer the questions they may have about God. or the bible.

I have a question about the Bible:  Do you think it would have sold more copies if the editors had added a few topless car chases?

Boru

fully nude car chases would work better.

[arewethereyet]

I feel a wall of quotes and indecipherable Drichisms are on the horizon.