So that happened . . .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Had a night of elderly people being sick with diarrhea. Thank goodness I have the weekend off. Let others deal with it.

You win.  I'll quit whinging about me ribs.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Sounds painful! You'll have to put you feet up for a while.. How long does it take for ribs to heal?

I've been told six weeks.

Boru

Sounds right.

[Cod]

I've been told six weeks.

Boru

Sounds right.

Six weeks of being waited on hand and foot. I hope you've got one of them little bells

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Six weeks of being waited on hand and foot.

In your universe, maybe.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Sounds right.

Six weeks of being waited on hand and foot. I hope you've got one of them little bells

My eerily accurate powers of deduction tell me you've never met my wife.  I've already got busted ribs - the LAST thing I need to visit a proctologist for a bell-ectomy.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

At our local Walmart, a 60-something-year-old woman pulled into the parking lot shitfaced at 10a.m. on a Sunday morning. She then proceeded to monster truck her SUV over three parked cars, one of which had a woman sitting in it. The wheel was inches from her face, through the windshield. What a fucking asshole.

The last time I went to church, as a favor to a friend, the preacher was tanked. He fell off the pulpit twice. Sunday is a good day to get drunk.

So the preacher got tanked as a favor to a friend?

Ok... I guess that's a real friend...

It makes ya wonder what the guy has to do to repay the favor?

[arewethereyet]

Six weeks of being waited on hand and foot. I hope you've got one of them little bells

My eerily accurate powers of deduction tell me you've never met my wife.  I've already got busted ribs - the LAST thing I need to visit a proctologist for a bell-ectomy.

Boru

Hope you feel better soon...broken ribs are no fun at all.

And that bell probably isn't a good idea.  No need to add insult to injury....or further injury to injury, as it were.

[LastPoet]

Sympathies.  I've had other broken bones, but never ribs.  This is different.  But a learning experience.  I expected that they'd tape or tie my ribs, I was informed they no longer do that.  Just pain meds and take it easy.

Boru

Yep, they now do that. I've broken ribs in 5 occasions, from my hobby, bullfighting. I have since the last one stopped, my body just dont recover so well and easy as it used to.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Sympathies.  I've had other broken bones, but never ribs.  This is different.  But a learning experience.  I expected that they'd tape or tie my ribs, I was informed they no longer do that.  Just pain meds and take it easy.

Boru

Yep, they now do that. I've broken ribs in 5 occasions, from my hobby, bullfighting. I have since the last one stopped, my body just dont recover so well and easy as it used to.