Love, exciting and new, grab a belt sander....

[Athene]

I love the way the guy's just there chilling in what, a "hospital", I guess?--at a 45 degree angle with apparently no attempt made to immobilize his broken spine whatsoever. 

And the prosthetic makeup is just the fucking worst. So bad.
You can clearly see where the shit was applied because they were too lazy to adhere it properly. It's coming up all around the margins....LMFAO.

That shit around his nose and ribcage looks exactly like canned blueberry pie filling. 

[arewethereyet]

Be very, very careful about believing what you read in the Daily Mirror.  This is the same tabloid that routinely publishes 'authentic' photos of ghosts, human-animal hybrids, and space aliens.

I'm inclined to believe that the tackle-in-the-sander story either didn't happen at all, or it has a much more boring explanation than this man trying to fuck a power tool.

Boru

Tabloids can print true stories, and that is the double edge sword.

But in reality, regardless there are very real stories that ER doctors can tell you where people put things where they don't belong. So this is a very plausible story. 

If anything, I am more likely inclined to think in reality, that the guy was wearing loose shorts and loose boxers and accidentally got them caught up in the sander and his junk got sucked in with it. 

But doctors do come across lots of acts and or actions most people manage not to get into.

Sounds like you don't want to be wrong...do you have your Sharpie ready?

[A. Secular Human]

Tabloids not keeping it real? Surely you jest.

What about my chest?  And don't call me Shirley!