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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 12:14 am
Would the holes in Jesus' hands Impede, or improve masterbation?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 1:20 am
(March 3, 2021 at 12:14 am)no one Wrote: Would the holes in Jesus' hands Impede, or improve masterbation?

He's probably the only person capable of taking four dicks at once.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 1:27 am
6 really.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 5:41 am
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 1:54 pm
Hey girls, better watch out your boobs around this guy because since he is a priest he gets away with fondling them without permission



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 2:29 pm
Well, damn. Shame they don't let women be priests. Bugger!
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March 3, 2021 at 2:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2021 at 2:33 pm by no one. Edit Reason: Boobs! )
Little known fact, demons often through the breasts. Why do you think they're called satan's pillows?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 4:45 pm
(March 3, 2021 at 2:32 pm)no one Wrote: Little known fact, demons often through the breasts. Why do you think they're called satan's pillows?

Only a deeply disturbed religious person would so name a body part.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 5:52 pm
I've always just referred to mine as 'leftie' and 'my other leftie'. Coffee
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
March 3, 2021 at 6:32 pm
(March 3, 2021 at 5:52 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I've always just referred to mine as 'leftie' and 'my other leftie'. Coffee

I refer to them as mmm... and ahhh...
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