jesus might just be the lamest superhero in history.
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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Ah, the doofus maximus, a life long virgin.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(July 15, 2021 at 4:18 am)no one Wrote: jesus might just be the lamest superhero in history. Jesus Skills Passive Skills: - No movement speed penalty on water terrain - 25% Chance to find food (fish) on water terrain - Wither nearby foliages to spot hiding enemies - 10% Chance to speak nonsense "Syaba baba dum scooby dooby doo" to summon spirit familiar Tier 1: - Turn water terrain into wine to debuff enemies with drunk ailment - Multiplying food resources to buff party members Tier 2: - Cures Blindness from party member - Cures Cursed from party member Tier 3: - Ressurect party member - Heals party member from melee damage Ultimate: - Turn into berserker and flip nearby tables to do AoE damage - Ressurect after HP reach 0, with 72 hours cast time Well, maybe not that bad as a Support character in strategy games..
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
^ I'll take bestiality for 5000 years, Alex.
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