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You might be a douchebag...

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You might be a douchebag...
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You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 1:43 am
If you are the only one who laughs at your jokes...

If you wear name brand track gear without ever going to the track...

If you think Star Trek is the one with cool light sabers...

...you might be a douchebag.
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 2:10 am
Is this a self confession Ryft???
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 2:12 am
It can't be... i laugh at most of his jokes. He also could hardly say "If you think Star Trek is the one with cool light sabers..." without knowing the truth behind the matter Tongue
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 2:54 am
ya never know Sae!! Tongue By the way..how are the new (glasses) X-ray vision goggles going?? Mine are starting to give me a headache...suddenly I'm surrounded by theists!! Angry
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 3:26 am
*Gives Kichi a hug* Big Grin
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 3:35 am
Hijack

why tnx fr0d0
Always have room for a *hug* I reckon
Cuddle Right back atchya!
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 4:59 am
Yeah, see, the thread is supposed to be "You might be a douchebag" submissions in a vein similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck." I'm curious to see how many people can come up with. Here's another example:

If you think wife-beating jokes are hilarious...

...you might be a douchebag.
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 5:05 am
(February 10, 2011 at 4:59 am)Ryft Wrote: Yeah, see, the thread is supposed to be "You might be a douchebag" submissions in a vein similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck." I'm curious to see how many people can come up with. Here's another example:

If you think wife-beating jokes are hilarious...

...you might be a douchebag.

Ahhhh this is a theist thing??? A lets have a laugh at politically incorrect jokes and condem them to show how politically correct we are??

Sorry I must be getting "ove-rit all"
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 5:07 am
Wtf? A theist thing?
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RE: You might be a douchebag...
February 10, 2011 at 5:15 am
(February 10, 2011 at 5:07 am)Ryft Wrote: Wtf? A theist thing?

You have nominated yourself as a theist???

And the examples you have offered are politically incorrect, and a douchebag is supposed to be funny???

They aren't really that amusing.... Until someone gets hurt...then they are hilarious???

Angel So ???
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