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When you kill a cockroach......
#1
When you kill a cockroach......
Insert quippy sarcastic action movie line here. 

Rush Hour, "Wipe yourself off, you dead."

Or

Comando, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"

Die Hard, " Thanks for the advice."

Beverly Hills Cop 2, "Women."
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#2
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
Here's a Quip from a real-life murder I'm writing a short story about. Just for context, Walpurga Oesterreich was having an affair with Otto Sanhuber. This happened for nine years, and for most of that time, he was living in the Oesterreich's attic. Even when it moved from Milwaukee to L.A. Fred had no idea of Sanhuber's existence until one night, when he had a quarrel so bad that Otto was convinced Fred was going to kill Walpurga. He stormed down grabbed a gun that was already on Fred's dresser. When Fred asked, "What are you doing here?" Otto is reported to have replied "the same thing you are." I just love this ambiguous line so much that I included it verbatim when I recreated that scene for my story.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#3
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
'All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.' - Will Munny, Unforgiven

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#4
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
"The chain in those handcuff is high tensile steel. It would take you ten minutes to hack through with this. [Hacksaw]
Now if you're lucky you could hack through your ankle in five minutes.

Go.



Mad Max
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#5
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Inigo:
Give us the gate key.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Gate Keeper:
I have no gate key.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Inigo:
Fetzig, tear his arms off.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Gatekeeper:
Oh, you mean this gate key?
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#6
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
"I must break you"
Rocky 4
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#7
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

You know where it's from.




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#8
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
'I'm your huckleberry.' - Doc Holiday, Tombstone (a lot more menacing than it reads)

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
The power of Christ compels you!




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#10
RE: When you kill a cockroach......
(October 12, 2019 at 8:30 am)Little lunch Wrote: The power of Christ compels you!

Nice one.  Smile

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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