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When you kill a cockroach......

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When you kill a cockroach......
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When you kill a cockroach......
October 11, 2019 at 11:09 am
Insert quippy sarcastic action movie line here. 

Rush Hour, "Wipe yourself off, you dead."

Or

Comando, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"

Die Hard, " Thanks for the advice."

Beverly Hills Cop 2, "Women."
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RE: When you kill a cockroach......
October 11, 2019 at 11:59 am
Here's a Quip from a real-life murder I'm writing a short story about. Just for context, Walpurga Oesterreich was having an affair with Otto Sanhuber. This happened for nine years, and for most of that time, he was living in the Oesterreich's attic. Even when it moved from Milwaukee to L.A. Fred had no idea of Sanhuber's existence until one night, when he had a quarrel so bad that Otto was convinced Fred was going to kill Walpurga. He stormed down grabbed a gun that was already on Fred's dresser. When Fred asked, "What are you doing here?" Otto is reported to have replied "the same thing you are." I just love this ambiguous line so much that I included it verbatim when I recreated that scene for my story.
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RE: When you kill a cockroach......
October 11, 2019 at 12:36 pm
'All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.' - Will Munny, Unforgiven

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October 11, 2019 at 1:53 pm
"The chain in those handcuff is high tensile steel. It would take you ten minutes to hack through with this. [Hacksaw]
Now if you're lucky you could hack through your ankle in five minutes.

Go.



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October 11, 2019 at 8:21 pm
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Inigo:
Give us the gate key.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Gate Keeper:
I have no gate key.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Inigo:
Fetzig, tear his arms off.

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Gatekeeper:
Oh, you mean this gate key?
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October 11, 2019 at 9:41 pm
"I must break you"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: When you kill a cockroach......
October 12, 2019 at 5:01 am
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

You know where it's from.




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October 12, 2019 at 6:47 am
'I'm your huckleberry.' - Doc Holiday, Tombstone (a lot more menacing than it reads)

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October 12, 2019 at 8:30 am
The power of Christ compels you!




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October 12, 2019 at 8:31 am
(October 12, 2019 at 8:30 am)Little lunch Wrote: The power of Christ compels you!

Nice one.  Smile

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