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RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 3:39 pm
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In Ireland, if you let your pig grunt where a sick person can hear it, you can be fined. If the sick person dies, your fine is doubled.
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RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 5:35 pm
Prankish Tarzans, be warned: In University City, Missouri, it is illegal to “swing upon” another person’s motor vehicle and honk their horn for them.
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RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 6:36 pm
If you want to run a public house that serves food, you must own a cauldron large enough to boil a pig and a cow at the same time. If you do not have such a cauldron, you may only serve drink.
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RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 6:37 pm
Anyone who’s driven through Montana has inevitably wondered, “how far could I throw a Frisbee over the plains?” Those who seek answers, avoid Helena; it is illegal to play “folf” (that’s “Frisbee golf”) anywhere not deemed a sanctioned “folf course.” Curiosity could cost you $500 or six months jail time.
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RE: What the f laws?
October 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm
I'm not sure if this is still on the books but in my city you could be ticketed/fined if you did not flush a public toilet after use. (this was way before autoflush)
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