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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Family histories
October 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm
(October 22, 2019 at 12:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 22, 2019 at 7:01 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: My family history dead-ends on Ellis Island before WWI.

Nothing after that?

Weird!

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#12
RE: Family histories
October 22, 2019 at 3:27 pm
Lots of body bumping, and transmission of bodily fluids, and then there was me.
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RE: Family histories
October 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm
(October 22, 2019 at 6:34 am)Little lunch Wrote: I had such dejavu at the end of that first sentence.
I am related to Robert the Bruce.
Just like every other Scot I've ever met. :-)

Yup.  He was a real motherfucker.
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RE: Family histories
October 22, 2019 at 8:10 pm
(October 22, 2019 at 6:34 am)Little lunch Wrote: I had such dejavu at the end of that first sentence.
I am related to Robert the Bruce.
Just like every other Scot I've ever met. :-)

Yeah, before they even reached Appalachians.
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RE: Family histories
October 23, 2019 at 7:26 am
I thought all women were related to Cleopatra and all males related to some jackass history has forgotten.
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RE: Family histories
October 24, 2019 at 9:04 pm
(October 23, 2019 at 7:26 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I thought all women were related to Cleopatra and all males related to some jackass history has forgotten.

I see what you did there! Dead Horse  DOWN boy!
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RE: Family histories
October 25, 2019 at 9:21 am
(October 24, 2019 at 9:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 23, 2019 at 7:26 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I thought all women were related to Cleopatra and all males related to some jackass history has forgotten.

I see what you did there! Dead Horse  DOWN boy!

Que?
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#18
RE: Family histories
October 25, 2019 at 12:35 pm
(October 23, 2019 at 7:26 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I thought all women were related to Cleopatra and all males related to some jackass history has forgotten.


You mean Julius Caesar was cuckolded?
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RE: Family histories
October 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm
(October 25, 2019 at 9:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 24, 2019 at 9:04 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I see what you did there! Dead Horse  DOWN boy!

Que?

There's a "historical rumor" that Cleopatra had such an insatiable sexual appetite that she "entertained" donkeys and horses (in addition to hundreds of men).  However, there does not appear to be any actual written accounts to support the rumor.
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RE: Family histories
October 25, 2019 at 4:14 pm
(October 25, 2019 at 3:49 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 25, 2019 at 9:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Que?

There's a "historical rumor" that Cleopatra had such an insatiable sexual appetite that she "entertained" donkeys and horses (in addition to hundreds of men).  However, there does not appear to be any actual written accounts to support the rumor.

Likely Roman propaganda to further get the people against her.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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