[Serious] Interview Assignment

[Silver]

Jesus wants you to do your own damn homework.

I mean, seriously....


This is about the laziest fucking way you could go about this.

You aren't afraid Jesus will think you lazy, right?

To be honest, though, some college courses require students to ask random people certain questions in relation to the class project. The easiest way is via an internet forum.

[Succubus]

Hi, I am a Christian and I'm doing an assignment for one of my college classes. The assignment involves asking several different individuals a list of questions:

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Several different individuals?
What will this collage do with such an enormous database?

[Athene]

The last college student who interviewed me paid me Cup 'O Noodles.

You got PayPal?

[The Grand Nudger]

LOL< Nah Fierce, we get these guys with some regularity, and regularly at this time of year. There's no college, and no assignment.

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Which god am I being asked to describe?  

This would be what or who you think God is? Answers could vary from Christian God to Islamic God to Non-existent God to Fable constructed to keep the people in order.

A bit redundant, don't you think? Awfully myopic too.

Obviously a description of Ganesh isn't a description of Lamfada, which isn't a description of Thor, which isn't a description of Nana-Baluka, which isn't a description of KuKulkan, which isn't......

........there's an endless parade of gods. So, be more specific. They're all gods, and theyre all non-existent, and fables, though the vast majority weren't constructed for anything even remotely close to keeping anyone in order. The answer to that is as varied as the description of each god is.

[Silver]

I suppose I simply choose to not get bent out of shape over answering a few simple questions. After all, what does it cost me, my soul?

[The Grand Nudger]

Ask the missionary, lol.

[Pat Mustard]

Hi, I am a Christian and I'm doing an assignment for one of my college classes. The assignment involves asking several different individuals a list of questions:

• How would you describe your own religious background and church involvement?
  
• How would you describe God?
  
• What do you think is important in life?
  
• What do you think it takes to be straightened out (or made right) with God?
  
• How would you describe Jesus?
  
• What are your thoughts about churches today?
  

If you have any questions for me I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability, just list them at the end of your response to these questions.

Is it that time of year again?

I have two questions, what brand of nonsense are you peddling with your "convert a heathen" "school" project? And how racist is your church?

[J a c k]

Hi, I am a Christian and I'm doing an assignment for one of my college classes. The assignment involves asking several different individuals a list of questions:

• How would you describe your own religious background and church involvement?
  
• How would you describe God?
  
• What do you think is important in life?
  
• What do you think it takes to be straightened out (or made right) with God?
  
• How would you describe Jesus?
  
• What are your thoughts about churches today?
  

If you have any questions for me I would be happy to answer them to the best of my ability, just list them at the end of your response to these questions.

-Grew up in a Pentecostal household. We were fanatical, devoted, sincere Christians.
-There are thousands of gods that people have made up. You would need to be more specific with your question. Regardless, most reflect the tyrannical nature of the people who made them up.
-Family.
-Accept Jesus in your heart. I’m kidding. Since I don’t believe in any of the possible gods you could be referring to, this question is null.
-Another contradiction in the Bible.
-Regardless of the religion, churches are a place where people gather to worship a nonexistent being and feel togetherness with others who share the same beliefs. It’s like when I go to the bar on poetry nights and we all read our stuff and feel that we belong. If it makes you happy to congregate, I support you, just stay the hell out of our politics and pay taxes.

Peace and love.

[ignoramus]

I think there's really only 2 types of gods.
Those who care what you do with your willy and those who don't demand your obedience.

[LastPoet]

Apologies, about math, physics, chemistry, even computer science I could help you out since you asked nicely. I am afraid I can't answer your questions about the imaginary.