Master Soda

[WinterHold]

Where to begin?

The original Star Wars trilogy was made fir kids and adults alike.  Hence Ewoks instead of Wookiees.

Isn't "Ewook" is the big-foot race of Starwars? something like a space "Yetti" or something..

Lightsabres are just frigging awesome.

No they are not, imagine they are using something like "Shish-Kabab" from fallout, with their environment similar to something like The Matrix !

While the prequel trilogy and the latest movies have been a let down, apart from Rogue One, it’s more about the story.

I think I saw one of the new ages ago, the one with Samuel L-Jackson and

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Darth Vader gets burned alive in a vocano

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And the animated series have done a great job filling in the gaps in the story.

Never read it

And Picard is better than Kirk.

Hey ! respect the bald dude in the diving suite !!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Atlas, you're fighting over your weight. Your obsession with imaginary friends doesn't put you on the high road when it comes to fictional worlds.

[Little lunch]

So many times I've been pruning my hedges and I think how handy a light saber thingy would be.
A little sculpting one would be good also.
Princess Layher, when she was chained up to Jabba.
One of those would come in handy around the house also.

[brewer]

Okay..
Now I'll mention my true beef with "Star Wars", and why I think the movie is boring and not interesting,

First of all its fans are stupid and gullible.  Except for hot girls who wear glasses,

Second, it looks like a cartoon made for adults to watch with their kids.

Third, the character names and designs are truly idiotic..I mean imagine if your name is "Obi 24-G Cannoby"; or "Master Soda"..

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

^^Obviously never done acid.^^

When you can understand exactly what R2D2 is saying it makes all the difference.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

You realize that a lightsaber isn't a laser beam, right?  You understand the difference between melee and distance weapons, right?  You grasp that it is fucking painful to find myself defending Star Wars, right?

Boru

[Abaddon_ire]

Okay..
Now I'll mention my true beef with "Star Wars", and why I think the movie is boring and not interesting,

First of all its fans are stupid and gullible.  Except for hot girls who wear glasses,

Second, it looks like a cartoon made for adults to watch with their kids.

Third, the character names and designs are truly idiotic..I mean imagine if your name is "Obi 24-G Cannoby"; or "Master Soda"..

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

Let me explain the difference to you. 

Star Wars is fiction/fantasy which is enjoyed by a great many people. None of them think it is real.

Islam is fiction/fantasy which nobody enjoys which is considered real by it's fans, who then attempt to impose it upon everyone else.

Can you spot the difference?

[WinterHold]

Atlas, you're fighting over your weight. Your obsession with imaginary friends doesn't put you on the high road when it comes to fictional worlds.

While "Star wars" does provide a fictional story, try to build an empire with a "star wars" constitution.

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So many times I've been pruning my hedges and I think how handy a light saber thingy would be.
A little sculpting one would be good also.
Princess Layher, when she was chained up to Jabba.
One of those would come in handy around the house also.

Imagine if the princes was saved by a normal sword..

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Atlas, you're fighting over your weight. Your obsession with imaginary friends doesn't put you on the high road when it comes to fictional worlds.

While "Star wars" does provide a fictional story, try to build an empire with a "star wars" constitution.

You mean an all powerful emperor and a subservient rubber-stamp Senate?  Yeah, that could NEVER happen.

And I'm pretty sure Leia saved herself from Jabba.  Throttled him, as I recall.

Boru

[WinterHold]

Okay..
Now I'll mention my true beef with "Star Wars", and why I think the movie is boring and not interesting,

First of all its fans are stupid and gullible.  Except for hot girls who wear glasses,

Second, it looks like a cartoon made for adults to watch with their kids.

Third, the character names and designs are truly idiotic..I mean imagine if your name is "Obi 24-G Cannoby"; or "Master Soda"..

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

^^Obviously never done acid.^^

When you can understand exactly what R2D2 is saying it makes all the difference.

What the hell is R2D2 ?

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Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

You realize that a lightsaber isn't a laser beam, right?  You understand the difference between melee and distance weapons, right?  You grasp that it is fucking painful to find myself defending Star Wars, right?

Boru

What difference does it make; I mean being "a laser that is not really laser" and a "laserbeam"; eventually it's laser that nerds try to make more important by claiming different origins for the sword.

You are a nerd as it seems; Boru. Are you?
It's fine because nerds can be cool.

[Little lunch]

It's a rare auto immune disease that only targets geeks.