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Master Soda
#1
Master Soda
Okay..
Now I'll mention my true beef with "Star Wars", and why I think the movie is boring and not interesting,

First of all its fans are stupid and gullible. Except for hot girls who wear glasses,

Second, it looks like a cartoon made for adults to watch with their kids.

Third, the character names and designs are truly idiotic..I mean imagine if your name is "Obi 24-G Cannoby"; or "Master Soda"..

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

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#2
RE: Master Soda
At work.

You could always add in that Captain Kirk is simply a way better hero than Jake Skywalker.

Y'know, just for extra talking points.
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RE: Master Soda
(November 21, 2019 at 3:27 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

You could always add in that Captain Kirk is simply a way better hero than Jake Skywalker.

Y'know, just for extra talking points.

Start trek is mainly the bald dude who did X-Men too.. the show is also boring

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RE: Master Soda
so much edge. such a rebel. I bet atlas drives a beta up harley down dusty roads because he's a renegade that plays by no ones rules.

Keep off grass? pfft atlas has a picnic on it

Don't run with scissors? Get out of here with that noise, atlas completed three marathons with one in each hand

Wear gloves when dealing with high voltage: Maybe for nerds and lameos but not for atlas
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RE: Master Soda
At work.

(November 21, 2019 at 3:32 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(November 21, 2019 at 3:27 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: You could always add in that Captain Kirk is simply a way better hero than Jake Skywalker.

Y'know, just for extra talking points.

Start trek is mainly the bald dude who did X-Men too.. the show is also boring

*Laughs*

Every one knows that Kirk Captain is best captain.

Heck the old series had the hotter Orion chicks and swavier Klingons.

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#6
RE: Master Soda
Where to begin?

The original Star Wars trilogy was made fir kids and adults alike. Hence Ewoks instead of Wookiees.

Lightsabres are just frigging awesome.

While the prequel trilogy and the latest movies have been a let down, apart from Rogue One, it’s more about the story.

And the animated series have done a great job filling in the gaps in the story.

And Picard is better than Kirk.
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RE: Master Soda
#teampicard
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Master Soda
(November 21, 2019 at 3:35 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: so much edge. such a rebel. I bet atlas drives a beta up harley down dusty roads because he's a renegade that plays by no ones rules.

Keep off grass? pfft atlas has a picnic on it

Don't run with scissors? Get out of here with that noise, atlas completed three marathons with one in each hand

Wear gloves when dealing with high voltage: Maybe for nerds and lameos but not for atlas

I have nerd protection since I understand them very well. Just a note: did  you see all that nerdish geeky cover ? it's there to cover a deeper problem let it by psychological or physical, so.....

(November 21, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.

(November 21, 2019 at 3:32 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Start trek is mainly the bald dude who did X-Men too.. the show is also boring

 *Laughs*

Every one knows that Kirk Captain is best captain.

Heck the old series had the hotter Orion chicks and swavier Klingons.

Tongue

I hated the show because of the "diving-like suites" that the team wears; with all respect I must stand up to you if you claim that a man can be a good leader in a "tight diving suite", I mean it sucks !

I like the darker, more realistic space films like Aliens and Prometheus, feels so real and I dont have to expect a Soda or a bald-crew leader wearing a bathing suite.

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(November 21, 2019 at 3:23 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Okay..
Now I'll mention my true beef with "Star Wars", and why I think the movie is boring and not interesting,

First of all its fans are stupid and gullible.  Except for hot girls who wear glasses,

Second, it looks like a cartoon made for adults to watch with their kids.

Third, the character names and designs are truly idiotic..I mean imagine if your name is "Obi 24-G Cannoby"; or "Master Soda"..

Fourth the lightsabors are nerdy and geeky. Why would I duel with laserbeam instead of shooting it around?

Ok.

Boru
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RE: Master Soda
At work.

Right, so you agree with me.

Original Trek is better than Generations Trek (Which is miles above Voyager Trek or Deeps Nine)

But we both agree a lightsaber beats a phaser anyday.

Tongue
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