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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 2:37 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm)Fireball Wrote: Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?

Not yet.

We have to recruit with a gentle message first.

The Combat Wombats come later...

Jaysus, we've just got started, and there's already a schism planned.

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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 3:37 pm
(December 2, 2019 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not yet.

We have to recruit with a gentle message first.

The Combat Wombats come later...

Jaysus, we've just got started, and there's already a schism planned.

Boru

It’s not a schism.

It’s preparing for all possibilities.

A Cunning Plan™ if you will.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 2, 2019 at 5:48 pm
Peace is a lot less work!

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#44
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 1:51 am
(December 2, 2019 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But Cyril doesn't have that impossible dichotomy.  Cyril never creates or commits evil - Cyril is the quintessence of goodness.

While I would like you to embrace Wombatism for your own good, there's nothing compelling you to do so.  Cyril never punishes people for doubt or for honest disagreement.  But I can understand why you're stuck with Islam - it is only because you've never been exposed to the glory and goodness of Wombat culture.  Cyril will even forgive you that ignorance.

Food for thought:  While Islam means 'peace', a grouping of wombats is a 'wisdom.'  Choose wisely, my friend.

Boru

Then he is not perfect and not a God.
The idea of "good" and "evil" becoming smaller than God in Islam means that God is above them;he created them both to exist.

If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

I never experienced different culture; yes; but Islam is what makes sense to me. Even if I manage and get abroad I don't intend or plan to change it. I favor trying to build something good with everybody; Muslims or non-Muslim.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 2:11 am
(December 3, 2019 at 1:51 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

Cyril has something to show you: this topic. Let this topic be a Quran to Cyril.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 9:55 am
I heard that Cyril is a party animal because he eats roots and leaves.




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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 12:27 pm
(December 3, 2019 at 9:55 am)Little lunch Wrote: I heard that Cyril is a party animal because he eats roots and leaves.

Yes, he’s male.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 12:29 pm
(December 3, 2019 at 2:11 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(December 3, 2019 at 1:51 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

Cyril has something to show you: this topic. Let this topic be a Quran to Cyril.

And the book of Cyril was mentioned in The Life of Brian.

What other evidence do you need?
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm
Will there be silly hats?

I feel there should be silly hats so that we can recognize one another.
  
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 3, 2019 at 2:42 pm
(December 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Will there be silly hats?

I feel there should be silly hats so that we can recognize one another.

We can have a competition to design them.

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