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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
#41
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm)Fireball Wrote: Isn't there a less pacifistic branch of Wombatism that employs drop bears as shock troops to attack infidels and non-believers?

Not yet.

We have to recruit with a gentle message first.

The Combat Wombats come later...

Jaysus, we've just got started, and there's already a schism planned.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#42
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 2, 2019 at 2:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Not yet.

We have to recruit with a gentle message first.

The Combat Wombats come later...

Jaysus, we've just got started, and there's already a schism planned.

Boru

It’s not a schism.

It’s preparing for all possibilities.

A Cunning Plan™ if you will.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#43
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Peace is a lot less work!

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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#44
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 2, 2019 at 12:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But Cyril doesn't have that impossible dichotomy.  Cyril never creates or commits evil - Cyril is the quintessence of goodness.

While I would like you to embrace Wombatism for your own good, there's nothing compelling you to do so.  Cyril never punishes people for doubt or for honest disagreement.  But I can understand why you're stuck with Islam - it is only because you've never been exposed to the glory and goodness of Wombat culture.  Cyril will even forgive you that ignorance.

Food for thought:  While Islam means 'peace', a grouping of wombats is a 'wisdom.'  Choose wisely, my friend.

Boru

Then he is not perfect and not a God.
The idea of "good" and "evil" becoming smaller than God in Islam means that God is above them;he created them both to exist.

If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

I never experienced different culture; yes; but Islam is what makes sense to me. Even if I manage and get abroad I don't intend or plan to change it. I favor trying to build something good with everybody; Muslims or non-Muslim.
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#45
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 3, 2019 at 1:51 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

Cyril has something to show you: this topic. Let this topic be a Quran to Cyril.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#46
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
I heard that Cyril is a party animal because he eats roots and leaves.




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#47
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 3, 2019 at 9:55 am)Little lunch Wrote: I heard that Cyril is a party animal because he eats roots and leaves.

Yes, he’s male.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#48
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 3, 2019 at 2:11 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(December 3, 2019 at 1:51 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: If I wanted to understand why we die or why we are born; "Cyril" has nothing to show me. In Islam you know why from the Quran in obvious verses.

Cyril has something to show you: this topic. Let this topic be a Quran to Cyril.

And the book of Cyril was mentioned in The Life of Brian.

What other evidence do you need?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#49
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Will there be silly hats?

I feel there should be silly hats so that we can recognize one another.
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#50
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 3, 2019 at 2:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Will there be silly hats?

I feel there should be silly hats so that we can recognize one another.

We can have a competition to design them.

Wink

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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