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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 4:11 pm
There has been much said about the so called “Truth”, with a capital “T” and sometimes with multiple exclamation marks, here over the years as various religious nu-, I mean “individuals”, have come and tried ti convert us.
Well, I think it’s time for you people to embrace Wombatism and give yourself over to Cyril the Eternal Wombat.
“What’s in it for me?” I hear you ask.
Well.
- we have no holy book to tell you what to do
- no priesthood apart from me, HIS Prophet
- we don’t want your money
- we promise no afterlife apart from a really tiny chance that you will spend eternity frolicking in field like a hyperactive, retarded panda
- we have no “Truth” but we do have the STrewth!
- Cyril really doesn’t give a crap what you do so long as you don’t harm anyone in HIS name.
- we don’t have a hell or its equivalent.
So, what do you have to lose?
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 4:15 pm
Anything that has cube-shaped poo is more worthy of worship than a being that allows bone cancer in children.
I'm in.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 4:18 pm
(December 1, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Anything that has cube-shaped poo is more worthy of worship than a being that allows bone cancer in children.
I'm in.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 5:02 pm
Mee too!
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 5:17 pm
Ok, we're up to four (and one pending conversion). How soon can we file for tax exemptions?
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 5:23 pm
Count me in!
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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I met Mathilda the Red at a pub in Eden. Got me onto Cyril a while ago. Never looked back.
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 5:29 pm
We’re growing faster than Islam !!
(On this forum).
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RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
December 1, 2019 at 7:10 pm
Come on people.
More Wombatites!
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