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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
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Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
There has been much said about the so called “Truth”, with a capital “T” and sometimes with multiple exclamation marks, here over the years as various religious nu-, I mean “individuals”, have come and tried ti convert us.

Well, I think it’s time for you people to embrace Wombatism and give yourself over to Cyril the Eternal Wombat.

“What’s in it for me?” I hear you ask.

Well.

- we have no holy book to tell you what to do
- no priesthood apart from me, HIS Prophet
- we don’t want your money
- we promise no afterlife apart from a really tiny chance that you will spend eternity frolicking in field like a hyperactive, retarded panda
- we have no “Truth” but we do have the STrewth!
- Cyril really doesn’t give a crap what you do so long as you don’t harm anyone in HIS name.
- we don’t have a hell or its equivalent.

So, what do you have to lose?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Anything that has cube-shaped poo is more worthy of worship than a being that allows bone cancer in children.

I'm in.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
(December 1, 2019 at 4:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Anything that has cube-shaped poo is more worthy of worship than a being that allows bone cancer in children.

I'm in.

Boru

That’s three!
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Mee too!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#5
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
At work.

I'll have to consult Bruce the celestial Wallaby.

But I'm pretty sure Bruce is a polyamorous kind of being so it should all be beer and skittles.

Big Grin
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#6
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Ok, we're up to four (and one pending conversion).  How soon can we file for tax exemptions?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Count me in!
Cetero censeo religionem delendam esse
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#8
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
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I met Mathilda the Red at a pub in Eden. Got me onto Cyril a while ago. Never looked back.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#9
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
We’re growing faster than Islam !!

(On this forum).
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: Not Serious Time to Embrace Wombatism
Come on people.
More Wombatites!
Dying to live, living to die.
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