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My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog

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My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 6:59 am
(December 4, 2019 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Super soaker filled with bleach.

At the neighbour, not the dog, right?

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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 7:03 am
(December 4, 2019 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Super soaker filled with bleach.

That’s something to consider. Thank you.
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 7:29 am (This post was last modified: December 4, 2019 at 7:31 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(December 4, 2019 at 6:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 4, 2019 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Super soaker filled with bleach.

At the neighbour, not the dog, right?

Boru

Neighbor, neighbor's wife, his kids, interior of his car, then the dog if needed. Great
(December 4, 2019 at 7:03 am)CarveTheFive Wrote:
(December 4, 2019 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Super soaker filled with bleach.

That’s something to consider. Thank you.
When I was delivering The Alexandria Times-Tribune I used a squirt gun to similar ends. One guy yelled at me and I told him I could just burn his house down so he'd have to move instead of deterring his dog from biting me. He realized I was sincere.
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 8:47 am
I used to carry an ammonia squirter to defend against dogs.  In the year I had it, I never used it on a dog.  Used it on two people, though.

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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 8:56 am
A simple condiment bottle filled with a noxious liquid works a treat. I kept a ketchup bottle in my bike basket, labeled "battery acid". Never had much trouble after I started doing that.
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 8:59 am
(December 4, 2019 at 8:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: A simple condiment bottle filled with a noxious liquid works a treat. I kept a ketchup bottle in my bike basket, labeled "battery acid". Never had much trouble after I started doing that.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and point out what just might maybe sort of possibly be a flaw in that plan:




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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 9:09 am
(December 4, 2019 at 8:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 4, 2019 at 8:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: A simple condiment bottle filled with a noxious liquid works a treat. I kept a ketchup bottle in my bike basket, labeled "battery acid". Never had much trouble after I started doing that.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and point out what just might maybe sort of possibly be a flaw in that plan:




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First I've heard of that! Panic
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 9:22 am
(December 4, 2019 at 9:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 4, 2019 at 8:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm going to go out on a limb here and point out what just might maybe sort of possibly be a flaw in that plan:




Boru

First I've heard of that!  Panic

It just occurred to me that your ketchup bottle might have been intended for people (blame it on insomnia).  That being the case, I withdraw the objection.

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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 9:59 am
To OP as much as I would ever hate to hurt an animal if the dog attacks you, you’ve got every right to bring it down with extreme prejudice. It’s the owners fault. If he can’t control his animals.
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RE: My Neighbor Won’t Leash His Dog
December 4, 2019 at 9:59 am
Hey, it's worth a pass-along.

The contents for the dogs, the label for "due caution". People knew I wasn't one for moderate responses, so they figured "Yeah, that's probably battery acid."
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