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Time to embrace The Valkyrie

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Time to embrace The Valkyrie
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
December 12, 2019 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2019 at 2:12 pm by LastPoet.)
(December 11, 2019 at 9:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 11, 2019 at 3:08 pm)LastPoet Wrote: One thing about me is that I give free hugs. It takes effort to get the contrary. :hugs:

I give conditional hugs.

I’ll hug you on the condition I don’t have to tell you if you’ll survive it or not beforehand.

Smile

I have no fear of death. It's natural and unavoidable. Like masturbation.
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 5:49 am
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

Dundee now embraces you, The Valkyrie! Bow Down Heart 

Great Great
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 5:51 am
(March 5, 2020 at 5:49 am)Dundee Wrote:
(December 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It is time for you all to embrace me, The Valkyrie!

Dundee now embraces you, The Valkyrie! Bow Down Heart 

Great Great

You may live to regret it, mate.  Just make sure your organ donation card is up to date and your next of kin have been notified.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 6:42 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2020 at 6:46 am by ignoramus.)
I'm still up to embracing the Valkyrie, but she'll need to remove the court injunction first. Then she can remove anything else she likes. Naughty
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 6:47 am
(March 5, 2020 at 6:42 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm still up to embracing the Valkyrie, but she'll need to remove the court injunction first. Then she can remove anything else she likes.

Remove anything she likes, eh?  Dunno, you might want to use 'em later.

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 6:49 am
She's prolly asleep now anyway... I'm safe ... I hope!
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 7:48 am
(March 5, 2020 at 6:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: She's prolly asleep now anyway... I'm safe ... I hope!

Is anyone ever truly safe?

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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 11:08 am
Needs more Wagner. Also, I daren't get tooooo close at this juncture so  Consoling 


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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 5, 2020 at 11:09 am
(March 5, 2020 at 7:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Is anyone ever truly safe?

I am. You're no Joe Goldberg.
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RE: Time to embrace The Valkyrie
March 6, 2020 at 7:26 am
(March 5, 2020 at 7:48 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 5, 2020 at 6:49 am)ignoramus Wrote: She's prolly asleep now anyway... I'm safe ...   I hope!

Is anyone ever truly safe?

Yes, now that you have met The Great Filox, you are all safe. You can all relax now.

Tell me of your problems, so I can delete them...

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