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The shroud of turin

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The shroud of turin
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#11
RE: The shroud of turin
January 17, 2020 at 9:46 pm
Bullshit. OP!

The claim of the bible is that a magic man, magically survived getting nailed to a cross, had all the blood drained out of  his body, left to die.

NOBODY can survive the torture/death as the death myth of the bible implies.
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#12
RE: The shroud of turin
January 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm
(January 17, 2020 at 9:46 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Bullshit. OP!

The claim of the bible is that a magic man, magically survived getting nailed to a cross, had all the blood drained out of  his body, left to die.

NOBODY can survive the torture/death as the death myth of the bible implies.

Which has got nothing to do with whether the Shroud is genuine.

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RE: The shroud of turin
January 17, 2020 at 10:28 pm
(January 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 17, 2020 at 9:46 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Bullshit. OP!

The claim of the bible is that a magic man, magically survived getting nailed to a cross, had all the blood drained out of  his body, left to die.

NOBODY can survive the torture/death as the death myth of the bible implies.

Which has got nothing to do with whether the Shroud is genuine.

Boru

The "Shroud" is as real a s Stephen King and George Lucas as to their own imaginations.

The only "history" is in that someone claimed it. I think Stephen King and George Lucas are lagit movie makers.
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RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 3:37 am
I smell desperation.

Did you hear? They've found Noah's ark (again).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 5:09 am
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#16
RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 6:09 am
It was a forgery, actually very well made, what the forgers didn't know was that radiometric dating existed, just wasn't discovered at the time.
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RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 6:45 am
(January 17, 2020 at 10:28 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Which has got nothing to do with whether the Shroud is genuine.

Boru

The "Shroud" is as real a s Stephen King and George Lucas as to their own imaginations.

The only "history" is in that someone claimed it. I think Stephen King and George Lucas are lagit movie makers.

I know the Shroud isn't genuine.  But whether Jesus survived the crucifixion has no bearing on whether the Shroud is his burial cloth.

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#18
RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 8:43 am
The "image" doesn't fit a head. It's a portrait, not an impression.
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RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 9:01 am
Fuck the shroud of turin. Bring me the four heads of John the Baptist!
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RE: The shroud of turin
January 18, 2020 at 11:01 am
(January 18, 2020 at 9:01 am)brewer Wrote: Fuck the shroud of turin. Bring me the four heads of John the Baptist!

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