Can you describe me what is like to have hangover?
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I never had hangover.
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Think of having a throat so dry you can barely speak and even breathing is so painful it requires a mental effort to breathe or swallow.
Meanwhile, you have a headache that feels like your brain is melting out of your ears, and the pain behind your eyes makes even the most dim light almost unbearable. Also, you can barely stand, let alone move at all. Well, it's nothing like that.
Dying to live, living to die.
(February 23, 2020 at 5:47 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Can you describe me what is like to have han A proper hangover isn’t really describable, as it’s different for everyone. Kind of like sex - if you haven’t had it, you don’t know it. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Headache, nausea, urge to kill slight discomfort.
It's a matter of degree.
The low end is rather like the flu - body aches, nausea, headache...... The worst is rather like E-bola crossbred with a messy divorce....It hurts on so many levels....... Then the SWAT team shows up...
It's the head's version of shoving a pineapple up your ass.
The sad part is that you pick the size of the pineapple beforehand.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
I've never had a hangover, but then I've never spent a night getting shit-faced drunk either.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
(February 24, 2020 at 8:59 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: I've never had a hangover, but then I've never spent a night getting shit-faced drunk either.Come drink with me on Magsaysay. Beer's a quarter a bottle, hookers a bit more, kids running around selling ... stuff. If you survive to dawn you get a paper medal and a hangover.
While I can't describe a hangover, a sure-fire way to tell if you have one is you wake up and promise yourself that you'll never take another drink. This promise is honoured more in the breach than in the observance.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
A problem only arises when you don't hangover anymore.
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