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Wacky Teebackee
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Wacky Teebackee
No, it isn't what you think. 

I don't hate kids, and while I don't want kids, sometimes kids do really kind things, and you end up thinking, "don't grow up kid".

So anyway i went to my local tobacco shop to buy my usual cartons of smokes. The cashier babysits her kid there, nobody smokes in the store in any case. I've been going there for years so they know me there. Anyway, right after she rings me up and bags my cartons, I hear the toddler behind the counter mumble something, his mother, the cashier bends over, rises and says, "He wants you to have these", and proceeds to hand me 3 pennies. Normally I don't find kids cute, but that was cute.

It really is more proof to me that morality isn't in old mythology.
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
So now you can retire?
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:02 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: So now you can retire?

Damned Skippy, fuck Bloomberg, fuck Styer. They can borrow money from me now.
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
Are your cigarettes animated?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are your cigarettes animated?

Boru

I got brain dead. Going to go back and correct that now.
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 4, 2020 at 12:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are your cigarettes animated?

Boru

I got brain dead. Going to go back and correct that now.

‘Got’?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
Not sure if I should call you Captain Contrarian or President Pedantic. Do I get one lick of credit for correcting my mistake?
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not sure if I should call you Captain Contrarian or President Pedantic. Do I get one lick of credit for correcting my mistake?

No.

And it’s ‘Professor Pedantic’, fyvm.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not sure if I should call you Captain Contrarian or President Pedantic. Do I get one lick of credit for correcting my mistake?

You could earn some points by not being so easily baited. Popcorn
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RE: Wacky Teebackee
(March 4, 2020 at 12:34 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 4, 2020 at 12:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not sure if I should call you Captain Contrarian or President Pedantic. Do I get one lick of credit for correcting my mistake?

You could earn some points by not being so easily baited.  Popcorn

i am a master de bait er.

Let that image set in for a few minutes.
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