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Pandemic survival diary.

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Pandemic survival diary.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 4:29 pm
The best bomb shelter I ever saw was this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734676/
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 19, 2020 at 8:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 19, 2020 at 9:04 pm by arewethereyet.)
The mayor just announced everything short of a 'shelter in place order' until further notice.

Husband has ranked the pets for the possibility of becoming entrees.

Pretty sure I should have bought some meat tenderizer...that mean old parrot would even be tough in a stew.
34 year old man died today after being at Disney World the first of this month.

Two of my grandkids were there the last week of February...FUCK!
  
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#33
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 2:34 am
Four people stabbed at Texas Sam's Club, including two kids. If I had known they had fresh kids I'd have made it there somehow. I wonder if they were free-range? Hungry
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#34
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 2:43 am (This post was last modified: March 20, 2020 at 3:37 am by ignoramus.)
Zilla! You're a hilarious bastard!

But a bastard none the less!
Big Grin

I think I worked out why people are overstocking on toilet paper.
Because they feel uncomfortable when others try to restrict their "movements".
But some find this kinky Dunno
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#35
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:11 am
Probably not a bastard. I can't imagine my mom getting TWO men interested...
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#36
RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:28 am
(March 19, 2020 at 4:29 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The best bomb shelter I ever saw was this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734676/

Irish bomb shelter:

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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:40 am
Defo got soul sole.
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:44 am (This post was last modified: March 20, 2020 at 5:45 am by The Valkyrie.)
"2071: we celebrated today because we finally opened the the last packet of toilet paper great grandma hoarded during the panic of 2020."
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:46 am
(March 20, 2020 at 5:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "2071:  we celebrated today because we finally opened the the last packet of toilet paper great grandma hoarded during the panic of 2020."

Happy to see you.  I was getting concerned.

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RE: Pandemic survival diary.
March 20, 2020 at 5:59 am
Valk come back!
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