Feminists are all incels

[Little lunch]

These incels though, I feel sorry for them 'cause they can't get laid, but then they get cut about it and become arseholes.
There's definitely a group of women in the same boat.
You wouldn't want to be good looking and have either as your boss.

[Pat Mustard]

I must be psychic.  I predicted Sanau's banning by a whole three hours!

Now to sell my skills as a psychic detective to the FBI.

Sell ‘em to the Guards. Easier to fool and you get free tea cakes.

Boru

Already working for the Guards. They'd expect my expertise for free.

Plus they're much better trained than US police (not that it's hard to be so).

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Yeah, real men are not feminists and definitely not bitter. I mean if you look at those pre-feminist times men you can see that they got laid, knew how to handle women and were happy.

That last fellow looks like he liked hurting people who couldn't fight back. The other three were probably blowhards.

I wonder what they would have said if, for example, the question was "would it be right for the police to spank men in the street if they were being a bit gobby?"

[arewethereyet]

Incels blame women when they should be looking at themselves to see what it is about their behavior/attitude that makes it so women don't want to have a relationship with them.

Different women will be attracted to different traits. If you can't find anyone who wants your company then you need to assume some changes may help.

It's also going to be hard to get laid if you are in mom's basement most of the time. Women generally aren't lined up to offer a sympathy fuck to some pale dweeb who offers little...get a life, get a job, broaden your interests, and suck it up Buttercup 'cause you still are going to find women who aren't interested in you - but you just might find someone who is if you make some effort.

[Rev. Rye]

Or you can find other ways to try and cope. Like my Alison Lohman body pillow. We're having a decent time watching Rick and Morty during this quarantine. You can custom order a case here (and while it might take two months for it to come, the shop runners are incredibly quick to respond) and the pillow insert here. Once you actually get the pillow inside (which will take a while), she's low-maintenance and someone you wouldn't mind lying next to.



Sadly, trying to actually cope (which would be the sane choice for someone in a situation as hopeless as incels like to claim theirs is) is verboten among many incels. You might laugh, but at least I’m dealing with my solitude in a constructive way.

[Ranjr]

Shari grabbed me by the skinny bicep, pinned me against the cinder blocks of Mrs. Rowe's Western Civ class and whispered, "I want you to take me out and fuck me."  I was a late comer to the school and a late bloomer in life.  Still am.  Didn't know what to do with myself then or now.  Somehow, things worked out okay. 

If a band buzzard with a Charles Atlas before physique can get laid, anyone can.  Maybe not by a sharp strawberry blonde like Shari, but as the song says, love the one.  If that opportunity never presents, do the math.  Is it the fault of one person or an entire gender?

[arewethereyet]

Shari grabbed me by the skinny bicep, pinned me against the cinder blocks of Mrs. Rowe's Western Civ class and whispered, "I want you to take me out and fuck me."  I was a late comer to the school and a late bloomer in life.  Still am.  Didn't know what to do with myself then or now.  Somehow, things worked out okay. 

If a band buzzard with a Charles Atlas before physique can get laid, anyone can.  Maybe not by a sharp strawberry blonde like Shari, but as the song says, love the one.  If that opportunity never presents, do the math.  Is it the fault of one person or an entire gender?

Musicians are hot.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I had a friend who I thought would never get laid. But he evidently got a sympathy fuck and that went wrong when he figured it was going to be a regular thing. I had to referee their last meeting, she was scared of him by then. The last time I saw him he was over forty and one fuck shy of being a virgin. Given that he looked like a character actor out of a 1930s western this was no surprise. He would have been listed as "Cook's Assistant" in the credits, if he even got a line.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Shari grabbed me by the skinny bicep, pinned me against the cinder blocks of Mrs. Rowe's Western Civ class and whispered, "I want you to take me out and fuck me."  I was a late comer to the school and a late bloomer in life.  Still am.  Didn't know what to do with myself then or now.  Somehow, things worked out okay. 

If a band buzzard with a Charles Atlas before physique can get laid, anyone can.  Maybe not by a sharp strawberry blonde like Shari, but as the song says, love the one.  If that opportunity never presents, do the math.  Is it the fault of one person or an entire gender?

I was always built OK, but had a face that would curdle new milk and dressed like a refugee from a tire fire, and still managed to do alright. It doesn’t always come down to looks.

Boru

[arewethereyet]

Shari grabbed me by the skinny bicep, pinned me against the cinder blocks of Mrs. Rowe's Western Civ class and whispered, "I want you to take me out and fuck me."  I was a late comer to the school and a late bloomer in life.  Still am.  Didn't know what to do with myself then or now.  Somehow, things worked out okay. 

If a band buzzard with a Charles Atlas before physique can get laid, anyone can.  Maybe not by a sharp strawberry blonde like Shari, but as the song says, love the one.  If that opportunity never presents, do the math.  Is it the fault of one person or an entire gender?

I was always built OK, but had a face that would curdle new milk and dressed like a refugee from a tire fire, and still managed to do alright. It doesn’t always come down to looks.

Boru

Looks get an immediate reaction/response - but there are some really good looking complete assholes out there.  A guy who has some wit and charm...a sense of style... and if he can play music and/or dance...yeah, that's worth a second or third look.

[The Architect Of Fate]

In America, I think some feminists are a bit delusional, failing to realize how good all of us have it here... but that comes down to a person-to-person basis, so I can't use that to take issue for the concept of wanting equal rights among both genders... because obviously both genders should have equal rights.

Go to Kenya or Iran and tell me that women in America have it hard, LOL. Not that they should be the standard we're fighting against... but you get the gist.

Whataboutism 

However...

If, by feminists, you mean these purple-haired SJWs like the buzzfeed clown "Tan" who made the video about manspreading on the subway... those people can play in traffic for all I care.

It's a real issue