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Epitaphs and Tombstones!

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Epitaphs and Tombstones!
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 11:46 pm
Iggy's epitaph: my signature.

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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm
Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 11:51 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2020 at 11:51 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno

A grimace, really.

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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 11:53 pm
Are you skipping anger management classes again?
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 4:53 am
(April 11, 2020 at 11:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno

A grimace, really.

Strychnine will do that Smile
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 8:01 am
(April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno
That one last time you jumped out of a bedroom window with your pants in your hand.
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 8:18 am
(April 12, 2020 at 8:01 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno
That one last time you jumped out of a bedroom window with your pants in your hand.

I'm reminded of a scene from Blackadder 2.

It opens with Blackadder yelling at Queen Elizabeth I and Lord Malchett, her spiritual advisor, "and I hope you rot in the stence of your own fornication!"

The queen, looking shocked replies, "And what did you say to him?"

"Me, madam? I said nothinf. I just climbed out of the privy window!"


Perhaps Iggy would make a good Blackadder?

Probably a Baldrick, though.

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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 10:11 am
I won't have any epitaph. My tombstone will be a plain granite boulder at the far end of my property, beside which, my cremated remains will be buried without ceremony.  Great
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 12, 2020 at 10:43 am
(April 12, 2020 at 8:01 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 11, 2020 at 11:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did I die with a smile on my face Dunno
That one last time you jumped out of a bedroom window with your pants in your hand.

Better than hiding in the cupboard, trying to put your trousers on with a pocketful of loose change.

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April 12, 2020 at 10:49 am (This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 11:03 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(April 12, 2020 at 10:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 12, 2020 at 8:01 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That one last time you jumped out of a bedroom window with your pants in your hand.

Better than hiding in the cupboard, trying to put your trousers on with a pocketful of loose change.

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I like to hit the ground running, so I usually roll up my pants before starting the break. This can be complicated by not grabbing your underwear at the same time you grab your pants. Doh
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