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Epitaphs and Tombstones!

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Epitaphs and Tombstones!
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Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:12 pm
Resurrecting an old topic! For Easter Weekend! What do you want your tombstone to read?

Mine: 

He donated his corpse to science
To gain knowledge that we lack
We'll plant him 'neath this tombstone
If ever we get him back
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:16 pm
*see other tombstone*

Boru
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:16 pm
I wanted a Viking funeral and they stuck me in this hole.
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2020 at 7:21 pm by The Valkyrie.)
"What do you mean I forgot to press 'save'?"




Also works in religious terms.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2020 at 7:30 pm by arewethereyet.)
My grandfather's says:  You Better Believe It.

He said that all the time.

I'll see if I can find a photo.

[Image: TjokRvd.jpg]

Grandma died in 2010 but the date hadn't been carved in yet.
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:47 pm
"Clear my browser history"
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 7:52 pm
"Mum. This is long time out!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 8:31 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2020 at 8:39 pm by chimp3.)
(April 11, 2020 at 7:26 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: My grandfather's says:  You Better Believe It.

He said that all the time.

I'll see if I can find a photo.

[Image: TjokRvd.jpg]

Grandma died in 2010 but the date hadn't been carved in yet.

Beautiful!


God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 8:42 pm
King of Hearts
"Is this your card?"

(Penn and Teller schtick.)
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RE: Epitaphs and Tombstones!
April 11, 2020 at 10:59 pm
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Know God, Know fear.
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