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Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
#31
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 2:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I did, for eight years.

Boru

I'm telling your wife you call her an evil spirit!
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#32
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 2:37 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I've slept in a graveyard.

Dead people are never the problem.

I've been saying that for years but keep getting told "genocide is wrong!"

Bloody liberals!
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#33
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 8:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2020 at 2:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I did, for eight years.

Boru

I'm telling your wife you call her an evil spirit!

I’d be ok with that.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#34
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 13, 2020 at 8:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm telling your wife you call her an evil spirit!

I’d be ok with that.

Boru

Dammit!

You mean I have to make up more shit to tell her?
Dying to live, living to die.
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#35
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 8:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2020 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’d be ok with that.

Boru

Dammit!

You mean I have to make up more shit to tell her?

Maybe you could help me out with something. What should I tell her when she wakes up during sex? It’s a fairly awkward moment.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#36
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 8:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 13, 2020 at 8:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Dammit!

You mean I have to make up more shit to tell her?

Maybe you could help me out with something. What should I tell her when she wakes up during sex? It’s a fairly awkward moment.

Boru

Tell her it's a dream and there really aren't 4 strange people in her bed.

Works for me*





*Though I never wake her up...

Wink
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#37
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
Alone? I probably wouldn't sleep in any unknown empty place. 
With even one more trusted person who's not scared of every twig and leaf within sight? Sure, maybe even look at it as a fun adventure or some such shit.
The word bed actually looks like a bed. 
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#38
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
No need for all of that dodos, just grab some energizing crystals. Everyone knows ghosts are frightened to death of crystals.
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#39
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
(April 13, 2020 at 9:26 pm)no one Wrote: No need for all of that dodos, just grab some energizing crystals. Everyone knows ghosts are frightened to death of crystals.

Or just find the body and salt and burn the bones.

Wink
Dying to live, living to die.
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#40
RE: Would you sleep/ live in a haunted house?
Make sure they yee their last haw!
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