What Happened to All the Alcohol?

[Rhondazvous]

I asked the customer service lady at my grocery store when they would get a new shipment of isopropyl alcohol. thinking I could come the day they got it before it sold out. She told me they can’t get any.

Woah, wait. The store can’t get any alcohol? With alcohol in such high demand it would look like manufactures would be filling the stores as fast as they can produce it. They’d make billions. Something tells me alcohol is only being sold in certain areas probably at a very high price.

Now I wonder, can you made it in a bathtub like they used to made drinking alcohol during prohibition? Maybe I could find a speak easy somewhere.

Other products in high demand because of the coronavirus that aren't available in the stores where ordinary people shop: hand sanitizer, Lysol, gloves, hydrogen peroxide. i asked the customer service lady if they had any DDT, but she just laughed.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Same reason toilet paper is in short supply, it's being hoarded. Selfishness is the king of the day.

[brewer]

Buy Everclear. That way you can rub and drink.

We have plenty of H2O2 here. Most folks don't seem to know that it works also.

[arewethereyet]

Can't get alcohol, peroxide, hand sanitizer, hand soap, anything that says Lysol, and now meat is getting scarce.

Toilet paper is back on the shelves and Clorox brand cleansers are too.

[Rhizomorph13]

If you really wanted to you could learn to ferment and then get one of these suckas:

Like a proper moonshiner!

Or make H2O2:

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'Round my neck of the woods McMennemins has altered their 'stil production to create hand sanitizer. Rogue Brewing has done the same thing. Hooray Oregon!

[Brian37]

I asked the customer service lady at my grocery store when they would get a new shipment of isopropyl alcohol. thinking I could come the day they got it before it sold out. She told me they can’t get any.

Woah, wait. The store can’t get any alcohol?  With alcohol in such high demand it would look like manufactures would be filling the stores as fast as they can produce it. They’d make billions.  Something tells me alcohol is only being sold in certain areas probably at a very high price.

Now I wonder, can you made it in a bathtub like they used to made drinking alcohol during prohibition?  Maybe I could find a speak easy somewhere.

Other products in high demand because of the coronavirus that aren't available in the stores where ordinary people shop: hand sanitizer, Lysol, gloves, hydrogen peroxide. i asked the customer service lady if they had any DDT, but she just laughed.

If you want to know where the monopoly is, invent a time machine and ask Eliote Ness and Al Capone how that works.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Buy Everclear. That way you can rub and drink.

Cousins have hundreds of quarts ready to keep you safe from that non-existent virus.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I asked the customer service lady at my grocery store when they would get a new shipment of isopropyl alcohol. thinking I could come the day they got it before it sold out. She told me they can’t get any.

Woah, wait. The store can’t get any alcohol?  With alcohol in such high demand it would look like manufactures would be filling the stores as fast as they can produce it. They’d make billions.  Something tells me alcohol is only being sold in certain areas probably at a very high price.

Now I wonder, can you made it in a bathtub like they used to made drinking alcohol during prohibition?  Maybe I could find a speak easy somewhere.

Other products in high demand because of the coronavirus that aren't available in the stores where ordinary people shop: hand sanitizer, Lysol, gloves, hydrogen peroxide. i asked the customer service lady if they had any DDT, but she just laughed.

If you want to know where the monopoly is, invent a time machine and ask Eliote Ness and Al Capone how that works.

I think me decoder ring just melted.

Boru

[Brian37]

If you want to know where the monopoly is, invent a time machine and ask Eliote Ness and Al Capone how that works.

I think me decoder ring just melted.

Boru

Because you didn't buy it from the officiall "Sarcasm and Humor Brother's ABBA Factory."

It is one of the most famous LLCs in the world.

[arewethereyet]

If you want to know where the monopoly is, invent a time machine and ask Eliote Ness and Al Capone how that works.

I think me decoder ring just melted.

Boru

FACK - I think it's a really obscure reference to prohibition.

My ring must be made of stronger stuff.

It's probably also supposed to be funny...hahahahaha…