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Theswordismyleopard Offline
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Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 6:10 pm
Hi

Can't afford therapy so I'm here.

It's been a few hours since my last hotdog.
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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 6:21 pm
Turn an iron upside down and brace it between two stacks of books. Choose steam setting and cook that dog until it's as you like it.
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 6:26 pm
(August 25, 2020 at 6:21 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Turn an iron upside down and brace it between two stacks of books. Choose steam setting and cook that dog until it's as you like it.


I don't have any books, and my iron blew up through over use. I have a microwave though.
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 6:26 pm
(August 25, 2020 at 6:10 pm)Theswordismyleopard Wrote: Hi

Can't afford therapy so I'm here.

It's been a few hours since my last hotdog.

Welcome.

Zo, tell me...vy is it you tink you hate your vater?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 6:32 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2020 at 6:54 pm by Theswordismyleopard.)
(August 25, 2020 at 6:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 25, 2020 at 6:10 pm)Theswordismyleopard Wrote: Hi

Can't afford therapy so I'm here.

It's been a few hours since my last hotdog.

Welcome.

Zo, tell me...vy is it you tink you hate your vater?

Boru

Thanks for the welcome.

The ting is,, I dunno sept to say me ship has deffo not come in yet.
Storm Dave has just hit.

It's ruined my carrots. They're ruined. It might not be Dave by the way, but it's something beggining with D.
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 7:25 pm
Hello! Big Grin
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 8:08 pm
Welcome! Sorry about your carrots.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 8:57 pm
Where are the tacos?
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 9:20 pm
Welcome.
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RE: Someone mental has joined
August 25, 2020 at 9:35 pm
Greetings. Are you a Discordian? They've got a "thing" about hotdogs...
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