Things you buy and never really use

[The Valkyrie]

Three katanas, a tanto, and several other bladed weapons.

I do use one of the katanas.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Condoms.

They don't make them in my size.

They're called "finger cots".

[Fireball]

Norco. I bought a bottle (prescription) after my foot surgery last year. I've taken four of the thirty. I don't have enough IQ points to suffer their loss when that stuff is in my system. I switched to Tylenol after the first day. In '04, when I had the surgery the first time, I took that stuff and got a refill. I guess the second doctor had a bit more skill than the first. I had more done, and it hurt less, the second time. 10/10 would use that guy again for the next surgery, which I'll likely get once the Covid threat dies down. In case anyone cares, it's for arthritic joints.

Do you still have my address?

  ZZZ... I took two today. Was there a question?   

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No I didn't really take any! I guess your address went into the bit bucket when what's-his-face pulled the plug over at TFTSNBN. 

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[arewethereyet]

Do you still have my address?

  ZZZ... I took two today. Was there a question?   

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No I didn't really take any! I guess your address went into the bit bucket when what's-his-face pulled the plug over at TFTSNBN. 

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I could give it to you again.  

[Angrboda]

I've got about 40 odd shakers of various seasonings, but I tend to use only a handful with any regularity. A bunch of cayenne pepper based Louisiana hot sauces. I tend to use them mainly on pizza, but even there, I've migrated to other hot sauces. And my fridge is filled with dozens of sauces, of which I use about 10.

[Theswordismyleopard]

They don't make them in my size.

They're called "finger cots".  

Stop ruining perfectly good English. A cot is something that you would normally put a baby in to go to sleep. By the way, it's not a thumb tack it's a drawing pin. It's not a dumpster it's a skip and so on.

[ignoramus]

cookie or biscuit?

[Theswordismyleopard]

cookie or biscuit?

That's a tricky one 

[ignoramus]

A tricky one for Aussies is potato cakes or potato scallops?
As a Victorian who's moved up north, they call them potato scallops up here. (unheard of down south)
Another Vic couple up here said they ordered 6 scallops (they actually wanted battered "seafood" scallops and got potato cakes! )

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I once bought an apple-peeling machine. You jam the apple onto one bit, slide it towards the blade and crank the handle. Used it once, gave it to a neighbour.

Boru