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Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
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 (February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you. Really? Great! How are you with old-bald-fat-and- ugly straight guys? Yes, that's a firm offer. I have no pride, and will gratefully accept a charity root any day. 
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March 2, 2011 at 6:20 am
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2011 at 6:22 am by Violet.)
(March 2, 2011 at 5:14 am)padraic Wrote:(February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you. Minus the bald and I've done it. I am anti-any-hair-that-is-not-eyebrow-and-scalp-hair, so being bald would only be a plus  Only one guy ever had perfect hair, and he's left the building and gone home. Disclaimer: I am young, so old to me is in the thirties. Never tried someone quite so old as you, Padriac, but your last picture strongly reminds me of a person I know in real life that I wouldn't mind having sex with... 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist. Interesting...... Then there is the fact that two people of the same sex can fuck each other. I guess your tutor's evidence fails.  RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
March 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Emporion.)
(March 2, 2011 at 6:20 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:(March 2, 2011 at 5:14 am)padraic Wrote:(February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you. Hey! you didn't respond to my challenge.  Emporion Wrote:Well, you won't have to try if you're sexy enough for my tastes. (March 1, 2011 at 7:11 am)Zen Badger Wrote:(February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist. I will.
Thought i did respond to that, hmmm. I'll present myself to you in two years, then we can discuss how sexy I am
I want to see how it "age" before I promise anything
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (March 2, 2011 at 5:14 am)padraic Wrote:(February 28, 2011 at 11:17 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I would tell you that i don't give a damn that you are gay: I can still seduce you. Padraic, I hope that you didn't realise how young she actually was, you disgusting perv. I, however, am only just eighteen, so it's perfectly acceptable for me. 
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln RE: Why homosexuals can't possibly exist.
March 2, 2011 at 5:34 pm
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Emporion Wrote:No, you only responded to padraic. Why not one year? Then you will be legal. I'm legal right now 0.o I thought that 17 was legal 0.o It is legal up in alaska, so far as I know... and even if it is not legal: like that's really going to keep a girl away from sex? I will only claim to be sexy in silly-narcissism at the moment. In two years I might well be able to state so honestly. Hooray for plastic surgery and many methods of therapy. ^_^ The Omnissiunt One Wrote:Padraic, I hope that you didn't realise how young she actually was, you disgusting perv. I, however, am only just eighteen, so it's perfectly acceptable for me. Wink I'll be 18 in three months, and hopefully beautiful inside of two years. I'll at least be fully *functional* inside of two years. Is it strange that I don't think it's at all pervy to be attracted to people much younger than oneself?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (February 28, 2011 at 7:44 pm)Emporion Wrote: My math tutor gave me the funniest scientific explanation of why homosexuality can't exist. LMFAO..with that kind of logic, I can easily say that smoke is the power behind electricity, because everytime you short the circuit, you let the smoke out..and it no longer works because the smoke escaped. Or that Vinaigrette cannot possibly exist because oil and water cant mix. By the way, in an alternating circuit, I can take two positive terminals (one from a phase, one from b phase) and run a circuit with it. He doesnt even know what he is talking about when it comes to electricity. I can take a million 1 volt batteries, connect a wire to all of the positive terminals (screw all the male terminals together really nice and tight with ass-less chaps), connect all the negative terminals together, and I will have a power source of 1 million volts. Your math tutor is an idiot when it comes to electricity. I am well versed when it comes to electricity, and I am an elected official for my electrical unions examining board..which means I test people on their knowledge of electricity...and I say that math tutor is a buffoon when it comes to electricity...batteries have BOTH charges, not "the same charge"...LMFAO. |
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